The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had
downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R.., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after
all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker
emergency service.
It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.
Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will
exit
and you'll never get your order.
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