OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/6/2015

Written by chuck on March 5, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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So the temp was in the upper 70’s yesterday, and today we are under a winter weather advisory. That proves it. Mother Nature is definitely a woman!

Baby Facts

Me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.

Have you ever stopped to think …

A Catholic boy in confession says,

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/5/2015

Written by chuck on March 4, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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“COMMON CORE” is obamaspeak for “DUMBING DOWN.” 

Would you do this?

During a woman’s medical examination

Eye Candy you have been Flashed
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/4/2015

Written by chuck on March 3, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Those who will not reason, are bigots,those who cannot, are fools, and
those who dare not are slaves. Lord Byron, poet (1788-182)

The Cremated Husband

How NOT to fish

Copper Clappers

Muslim Bookshop

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3-3-15

Written by chuck on March 2, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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You are not rich by what you own but by what you can do without.

Most Sex

More funny jokes

There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy.

At this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection

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There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they`re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms. The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a “| ” mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.

He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a ” | ” on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.

He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another ” | ” on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy`s room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, “A hundred and eleven?  You beat me by three!”?
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

“At this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” said the nurse.

“I haven’t got an erection,” said the man.

“No, but I have!!!” replied the nurse.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3-2-2015

Written by chuck on March 1, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.

Have you seen my pills

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex

Man advice column

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/27/2015

Written by chuck on February 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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“Whatever path that you take in your life, you must always find time to give something back. Give something back to your community, give something back to your state or your country. Reaching out and helping people will bring you more satisfaction than everything else you’ve ever done!” -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Boobs

I don’t give a shit how terrorists are treated

Fucking Moron

Meet my Yoga Instructor
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/26/2015

Written by chuck on February 25, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Chicago is freezing. It’s so bad, gang members are sitting at home and texting each other pictures of bullets.

He’s never been with a hooker before …

Golf tip

How to recognize a woman with explosives

Art of sneezing

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/25/2015

Written by chuck on February 24, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.

One Man’s Perfect Day

Naval Sensitivity Training

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Be Very Careful With E-Bay!!

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One Man’s Perfect Day

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot.

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Couple of ice-cold beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet – finest Scotch served in Baccarat crystal sniffer while receiving blow job from green-eyed redhead with huge tits

9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
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11:45 Lunch  -steak and lobster, couple of ice-cold beers and bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson

6:45 Shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news – Al Sharpton assassinated

7:30 Dinner – lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ice-cold beer

11:30 Night-cap – blow job

11:35 Obama resigns

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep…

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Naval Sensitivity Training

*A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the
heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one
ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and
eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always
sensitive about his appearance.*

*One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine
Sergeant Major for his personal staff*

*The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great
interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, “Do you
notice anything different about me?”*

*The Master Chief answered, “Why yes. I couldn’t help but notice you are
missing your starboard ear, so I don’t know whether this impacts your
hearing on that side.”*

*The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his
office.*

*The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same
question, answered, “Well yes, you seem to be short one ear.”*

*The Admiral threw him out also.*

*The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was
articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master
Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the
same question.*

*”Do you notice anything different about me?”*

*To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”*

*The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly
tactful Marine. “And how do you know that?” the Admiral asked.*

*The Sergeant Major replied, “Well sir, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses
with only one fuckin’ ear.”
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PLEASE BE AWARE AND TAKE NOTE THAT NOT ALL E-BAY TRADERS ARE DELIVERING GOODS AS ADVERTISED.

I HAVE BEEN SCAMMED!!

I ordered a blow up doll, and take a look at what they sent me!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/24/2015

Written by chuck on February 23, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What amazes one even more than the ignorance of the President is that he has managed to surround himself with a staff that is just as clueless.

‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied.

Do you know if it will fit in a small block Chevy V-8?

After you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn

Eye Candy Can you tell who is the mother and who is the daughter

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

‘Tarzan not know sex’ he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’
Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to
do it properly.’

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

‘Here’ she said, pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped
closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed ‘What did you do that for?’
Tarzan replied, ‘Check for squirrel.’

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Do any of you old hot rod guys recognize this carburetor?
Do you know if it will fit in a small block Chevy V-8?
carburetor question

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Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other, “You ever
notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose
burns and you get all teary-eyed?”

The second black guy says,
“Yeah, all the time.”

The first one asked, “Why is

that?”

The second says, “I’m pretty
sure it’s the pepper spray.”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/23/2015

Written by chuck on February 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Headlines

Disneyland opens new ride, ‘It’s a Small Pox World’

Blizzard slams U.S., worst white-out since Oscar nomination

Biden to decide on ’16 bid by spring or summer ‘whichever comes first’

A Wish To Live Forever

Jokes and do not climb into a Black Hole

Today’s Fucked up weather in library

Pix of her legs and dog in library

Eye Candy A visit with Jessa Hinton
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