OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/21/2014

Written by chuck on November 20, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

too ugly to prostitute too ugly to steal ols 11-21-14

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Damned computer gods are more testy than a mad wife.
there isn’t a damned thing you could do right or even think
it might be right.

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home

What happens when you give a monkey a gun?

Escalator Prank

Find the sexy lady with no hat
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/20/2014

Written by chuck on November 19, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

humans

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PLEASE NEVER TALK BAD ABOUT A WOMANS COOKING YOU WILL BE SHOCKED.

HUSBAND: Your cooking is so pathetic  despite u watching many cooking shows and attending many bridal showers.

WIFE: You watch porn! No improvement! Did I ever complain?

Small gift

Cover it up!

Serious, you really want to see all of Kim Kardashian?

Young girl working on new house

Crack Your Neck & Feel Better
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/19/2014

Written by chuck on November 18, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

humans

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It was pointed out to me that on election day the Democrat vote started out with a pretty healthy lead – and then the Republicans got off work

Agreement Before SEX

Train of death

Honesty test for men

White socks
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/18/2014

Written by chuck on November 17, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

cold bring your pets inside

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beer
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver. Woo hoo! Happy Saturday everybody!

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday

Dear Soldier

This puts it in perspective

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

TOP HEAVY—Nudity in library

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While she was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?”

To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”

Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”

I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked.

“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…”

Traffic Ticket $325.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop’s Face…………… PRICELESS

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This puts it in perspective

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An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to  put him in an Italian home.?

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. How  do you like it here?”  asked the grandson”?

It’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,” said grandpa.?

“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for  you since you are a little different from everyone.”?

“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,”  Abdullah said with  a big smile.?

“There’s a musician here – he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in  20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!?

There is a judge in here – he’s 95 year old.. He hasn’t been on the bench in  30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.?

There’s a dentist here – 90 years old. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 25 years,  and everyone still calls him Doctor!?

And Me – I haven’t had sex for 45 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/17/2014

Written by chuck on November 16, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

sharpton jack the ripper

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Told my worker to complete the job.
He said you mean finish it.
I said do you know the difference.
Well, if you marry the right woman you are complete,.
If you marry the wrong one you are finished.
And if you marry the wrong one and she catches you with the right one, you are completed finished.
Get it straight.

HOW OLD GUYS PICK UP WOMEN

Natural Born Citizens

Best sports sign ever

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/14/2014

Written by chuck on November 13, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

happy-friday

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If the EPA was concerned about the destruction of our planet and all the toxins they would eliminate the democrat party.

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Anniston AL business owner says veterans are NOT hero’s and just paid killers

A spoiled little rich boy was having a birthday party.

How to start a fight

Kim

The flying car is here!

Al Sharpton

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/13/2014

Written by chuck on November 12, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

I live in Alabama and this is a damn disgrace. I would NEVER do business with the man.

Anniston AL business owner says veterans are NOT hero’s and just paid killers

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As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. It turns out that this is called identity theft.

Blow up doll

Stylish Hairdo

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/12/2014

Written by chuck on November 11, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

blow up old 11-12-14
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Old Joke With A Difference Ending!

79 yard touchdown turn into 99 yard touchdown for the other team!

Best way to make a hot dog and a few jokes

Little Bruce  and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they  are in love.

Happy Snappy Week….
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/11/2014

Written by chuck on November 10, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

married even number ols 11-11-14

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My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

Mr. Smith comes to his wife

Boobies

THE STANLEY TOOL COMPANY DOES IT AGAIN  

Ladies this can happen! Lock up your toys!

Another frightening report, please read the last sentence if nothing else!

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Mr. Smith comes to his wife, “Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that’s come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants.”

“Oh Dear … I’ve got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. Jones could be helping you with it.”

About five minutes later there’s a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Mr. Smith.

Mrs. Smith looks at him and says, “My god, what happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?”

“Yeah,” says Mr. Smith. “I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was going fine but when she bent on to bite off the wee thread, Mr. Jones walked in…”

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THE STANLEY TOOL COMPANY DOES IT AGAIN  

What a great invention from the Stanley Company!

100ch = 2-3/4 inches

Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will surely take the industry by storm!

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While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure, the finite measurement capability is unmatched by any other tape measure ever made (See below).

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So the next time your buddy tells you to “Move it a cunthair to the left or right,” you won’t have to guess!

“At Stanley , we help you do things right.”

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

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Ladies this can happen! Lock up your toys!

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/10/2014

Written by chuck on November 9, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

no sex what did your dentist say ols11-10-14

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The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow….. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. hic! Happy Thirsty Monday everybody!

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.

For nuns all died together.

4 Girl Chair Trick

Dress falls off

Beach Soccer
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