OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/29/2015

Written by chuck on July 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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History of Hillary in only 2.39 minutes

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

My 9th grade English teacher was a drunk.

How many times have you been driving down the road…

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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

“Hold on there, Mister” said the sheriff. “Did I just see what I think I saw?”

“Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips”. “And that cures them?” the Sheriff asked. “Nope, but it sure keeps me from lickin’ ‘em!”

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My 9th grade English teacher was a drunk. We would see her filling a shopping cart with the cheap gallon jugs of wine all the time. She was lit every morning before school. One day we decided to hide all the chalk but glue one piece to floor in front of the board. She saw it, wobbled over to it and bent over to pick it up. Of course the chalk didn’t budge. Tried a dozen more times. Then she stood up and just stared at it for an eternity. Finally, she went back to her desk and said “Fuck it. No lesson today. Read your books”.
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How many times have you been driving down the road, and you got passed by an asshole on a motorcycle?

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Professional Prostitute Tester

Written by chuck on July 28, 2015 – 9:03 am -

Danny Kurian SW Staff Writer

Professional Prostitute Tester

They say job satisfaction is everything. And I’m sure Jamie Rascone from Chile is the most satisfied man on earth. Because his job is to fuck aspiring high-profile VIP escorts!

Jamie started off as a DJ and a gig at Fiorella Companions (a brothel in Chile) landed him the job of a “Professional Prostitute Tester”.

His work involves selecting the best female escorts for VIP clients by… wait for it… sleeping with them.

The aspiring escorts, all in their early 20s, undergo a rigorous selection procedure that includes photo sessions, interviews and even a psychological test!

Only 6 lucky girls make the cut and proceed to the final stage… where they get fucked by Jamie.

Click here to read more with more sexy photos on the ladies


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/28/2015

Written by chuck on July 28, 2015 – 6:36 am -

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If dentists make their money from looking after our unhealthy teeth then why would I trust a toothpaste 4/5 of them recommend?

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The world famous Muslim Fashion Show!

Phone rings, woman answers.

Focus

I Keep Smelling Balls

Blowing bubbles

Mind Fuck
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/27/2015

Written by chuck on July 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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I really hate how politically correct the world is getting. I can’t even say “Black paint” anymore, I have to say “Hey Jamal, can you please paint that wall for me?”

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Amazing Transparent Butterflies and a few funny jokes

If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow.

Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower

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I told my crush at school, “If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow.” The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.

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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

“If you do not mind me saying,” said the second terrorist,”that cork looks very uncomfortable.  Why do you not take it out?”

“I regret I cannot”, lamented the first terrorist.  “It is permanently stuck in my ass.”

“I do not understand”, said the other.

The first terrorist says, “I waswalking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.?
There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white
beard and top hat came boiling out.  He said, “I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”

I said, “No shit?”

Note:  This story was confirmed by Brian Williams.  He was there when it happened
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Send Jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Ladies Here’s a Male Sex Doll With an 11-Inch Penis

Written by chuck on July 26, 2015 – 4:25 pm -

Posted on “R” rated page due to male penis photo. :)

If you thought sex dolls were inflatable ladies only seen on stag dos who spend more time in the bar than the bedroom, then think again.

Terrifyingly realistic male sex dolls are here, meaning you never have to venture on to Tinder again (JOKE).

A company called Sinthetics sells female sex dolls from $5,750 and male dolls from $5,900 (uhh, no fair?) and allows you to customize their eyes, freckles, piercings and even tan lines for extra dollar.

You can even tailor your doll’s junk to suit your needs, right down to whether your silicon friend is circumcised or not.

Here is a doll called Gabriel, who is sporting an “11″ upgraded uncircumcised penis”…

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Click here to read more and see the male dolls


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/24/2015

Written by chuck on July 23, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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WTF? = Where’s The Food?

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Patriots Super Bowl rings are in and a few jokes

One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having sex.

A label-Warning! Choking Hazard!

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/23/2015

Written by chuck on July 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Remember….. if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast

“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone,

Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s door bell.

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/22/2015

Written by chuck on July 21, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?

4 one liners

Refugees Arriving By Boat

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/21/2015

Written by chuck on July 20, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Please check out my new blog!


I’m wonderin’ if you are in a restaurant and you have to wait on a waiter to come to your table, doesn’t that make you a waiter?

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs.

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.

Important Chernobyl information!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/20/2015

Written by chuck on July 19, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

New Site
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Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks.

Good Question

If Bruce Jenner goes missing, will they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks.

Hi Mom, it’s me.”

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Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks.
The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”
Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”
Wife : “Those they gave away.”
Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”
Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”
Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”
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Hi Mom, it’s me.”

“Hi Sally , are you okay? Aren’t you with your father at the Ace Hardware looking for a drill?”

“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call.”

“What happened?”

“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”

“What on earth… Why did you do that?”

“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a “Black and Decker.

“Mom, I really knocked the shit out of her!”

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Request: If you order from Amazon, please use the link on my main page. This helps supports my blog and Eye-Candy! Thanks… Chuck

Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Adult Humor
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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Send Jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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