OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/30/2015

Written by chuck on January 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Sometimes, by holding on too tight, we lose the very thing we want to keep. Soap is a prime example.

Used pussy

Can a good Muslim be a good American or a good Canadian?

Laundry Day

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/29/2015

Written by chuck on January 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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I was planning to get a flu shot until I found out it isn’t a kind of drink….

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

Tits for Tots

Everybody poops. But here are 9 surprising facts about feces you may not know.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/28/2015

Written by chuck on January 27, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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Clint Eastwood’s reaction to Michael Moore’s comment that snipers are cowards:

“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common, we both appreciate living in a country where there’s free expression… But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera – I’ll kill you”

Dental Negotiation

Be my  Valentine or else!”

Ass Clapping
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/27/2015

Written by chuck on January 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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“Land of the free, 2015″…
I am relearning my elementary school vocabulary words.

Free really means that the government forces person A (taxpayer) to pay for person B to have certain benefits (including benefits person A cannot afford for himself).

All of this plus person B becomes dependent on a government which is deep in debt.

Postage Stamps

THE ORIGIN OF RACIAL PROFILING & a few jokes

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/26/2015

Written by chuck on January 25, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What’s all this crap about Tom Brady’s soft balls? I think it’s just the liberals are pissed because they can’t find a way to blame George Bush.

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

Obama screwing the Internet

Denmark Road safety with Bikini bandits

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/23/2015

Written by chuck on January 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Ava: why is gator(the cat) so fat?
Me: maybe he has a thyroid problem?
Chloe: it’s cause he over eats!
Me: maybe he’s depressed? Maybe it’s because he lived with an overbearing woman and he eats to compensate?

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town.

Thx again Tampa for crazy naked chick literally bum rushing stage..

Who said that the health care in Canada isn’t up to par?

The police do care

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/22/2015

Written by chuck on January 21, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Here’s something to ponder. Do you realize that there has never been a sunset? The sun drops behind the horizon, but it’s still there. In fact, when you watch the sun “set” somebody else is watching the sun “rise” at the same time. But, there has never been an actual sun “rise”, it just appears over the horizon. It’s things like this that keeps me busy most of the day.

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a Muslim

Can a toy water gun kill?

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/21/2015

Written by chuck on January 20, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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A young black kid asks his mother, “Mama, what is Socialism and what is
Racism?”

“Well, Child … Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get
all our stuff free like free cell phones for each family member, rent
subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC, free school lunch, free healthcare, utility
subsidy, and on and on, … you know. That’s Socialism “.

“But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?

“Sure they do honey and that’s called Racism.”

..(Never more simply explained)..

Two funny jokes

This Old Whorehouse

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/20/2015

Written by chuck on January 19, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Hitler was born on 4/20, “weed day.”

$289,000 Mortgage

Three Condoms please

Pot-based sexual lubricant designed specifically to improve sex for women goes on sale in Colorado

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/19/2015

Written by chuck on January 18, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why the hell did I marry her

A Hard Walmart Job

Guide to sex on a plane
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