OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/29/2016

Written by chuck on November 28, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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In 1944: 18 year olds storm the beach of Normandy into almost certain death.

In 2016: 18 year olds need a safe place, coloring books and Play Dough because words hurt their feelings.

A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.

How My Friend Got Her Money Back

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10 Simple WD 40 Life Hacks

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A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.

“Mum” said the boy “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work” she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money!”

The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says “Is that true mum?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver, finally answers “Yes”.

After a few minutes, the kid asks “Mum, if those women have babies, what happens to them?” She said “Most of them become taxi drivers”.

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How My Friend Got Her Money Back

She goes into Wal-Mart and and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
“GRAB MY BREASTS!” “GRAB MY BREASTS!”

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks, “What’s wrong?” She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!”

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the woman says,
“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I’M GETTING SCREWED!”

Her money was refunded!

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10 Simple WD 40 Life Hacks

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/25/2016

Written by chuck on November 24, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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An Exam paper is like a Dick, When it’s hard! People get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork!

Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT’S POINTLESS!

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: ‘Pulse’ passed.

The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women’s BREASTS?
Girl: It’s Enough to help a Man’s Boneless Thing stand up.

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!

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See if your kids or grand kids would like the Three Stooges!
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The Three Stooges

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/15/2016

Written by chuck on November 14, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

If you are missing OLS everyday, you are going to the wrong link.

Please go here everyday:

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Thanks, Chuck

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Hmmm…If dentists make their money from looking after our unhealthy teeth, then why would I trust a toothpaste 4 out of 5 of them recommend?

The Picture

My boss thrust a picture under my nose, “What the hell is this?” he asked.

“Well,” I calmly replied, “It appears to be a photo of me screwing your wife. You know that’s not real don’t you? It’s clearly been Photo-shopped.”

“What?” he said, relaxing slightly. “How can you tell?”

“Well, your wife’s tits aren’t that big, and they’ve airbrushed out the mole by her fanny.”

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This is much more fun than that old picture where you tried to find the man’s face in coffee beans. Every so often a clever picture comes along that camouflages something for us to find.
This is one such picture.

Hidden within this picture, so I am told, are two lobsters. Go
ahead and try to find them.

If you find the lobsters in 5 minutes, the left side of your brain
is normal.

I looked for 15 minutes and couldn’t locate them.

I am told that women tend to find the lobsters much quicker.
It probably has something to do with the wiring in the brain.
Good luck with the puzzle below……………..


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Frustrating isn’t it? Keep looking…

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Missing OLS?

Written by chuck on November 12, 2016 – 11:35 am -

Nope, I just don’t put out has much R-rated stuff. I was getting a lot more PG stuff than R rated stuff. I will still put R rated stuff out, but no everyday.

Please go to

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at least once a day.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/8/2016

Written by chuck on November 7, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Today is the day to vote for a new president. No jokes just very sexy ladies!

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Please VOTE for Trump today. Make America Great Again.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/5/2016

Written by chuck on November 5, 2016 – 9:07 am -

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Do NOT click on the above link.

Folks were not sending enough R rated stuff, so now send out “Just a few jokes”.

Please click the link below for new stuff everyday

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Another problem, may main computer is still down.

Sorry Friends,

Chuck

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/1/2016

Written by chuck on October 31, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Hmmm…If dentists make their money from looking after our unhealthy teeth, then why would I trust a toothpaste 4 out of 5 of them recommend?

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Publix Supermarkets….WHERE SHOPPING IS A PLEASURE!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 10/19/2016

Written by chuck on October 18, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I’m currently boycotting any company that sells items I can’t afford.

Different Perspectives

Asked me what I would like for Christmas

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Different Perspectives
 
 
Two Women were chatting in the office………….
Woman 1:  I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2:  Yes.

Woman 1:  Was it good?

Woman 2:  No, it was a disaster…  My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me,
finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes.  How was yours?

Woman 1:  Oh it was amazing!  My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.  When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an
hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour.  
It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands were talking at work……..
Husband 1:  You wanted sex last night, how was it?

 Husband 2:  Great.  I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep.
It was great!  What about you?

Husband 1:  It was horrible.  I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill;
so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour – and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to
light fucking candles all over the house!  I was so angry that I couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour.
After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another fucking hour.

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My next door neighbors, two cute, young lesbians, asked me what I would like for Christmas.


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I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex! 

It was very nice of them, but I’m pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said….
 
“I just wanna watch.”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 10/11/2016

Written by chuck on October 10, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Cartoons

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When the father was asked what he believed started the fire

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 10/7/2016

Written by chuck on October 6, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Years ago Halloween was the scariest night of the year. This year the scariest night will be election night.

5 REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

“You gotta be shittin’ me!”

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Best ketchup commercial ever!

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5 REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:

1. You’re bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

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Have you ever wondered where the phrase, “You gotta be shittin’ me!”came from?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of our
Country Way back when, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River
with his troops. There were 33 [remember this number] in Washington’s boat.
It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters [remember this name] and
stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to
keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading. Corporal
Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back
and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his
lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an
hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt
terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side,
wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that
they must go on. Another hour later, one of his men said, “General, I see
lights ahead.”

They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn’t
know, was that this was a house of ill repute hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The
door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge
smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, “Madam, I am General George
Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and
desperately need warmth and comfort.”

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a
broad smile on her face, said, “Well, General, you have come to the
right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you
have?”

Washington replied, “Well, madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.”

And the Madam said, “You gotta be shittin’ me

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Best ketchup commercial ever!

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