OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 3/31/2017

Written by chuck on March 30, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

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A SHORT… BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and
gently woke the woman
saying,……….’Ma’am,
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied…. ‘Just for tonight……let’s pretend that we’re married’
‘Wow!……………That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed……………
‘Good,’ she replied…………….’Get your own f*******king blanket.’
After a moment of silence he farted.

The End.

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A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says, “Ah…that’s what I’ll have…meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

he waiter can’t believe it, and he goes and tells his wife, Becky, who’s the cook. The next day the blind guy walks in and the waiter says, “I’ll get you a dirty fork.” He gets a dirty fork, hands it to the blind guy, the blind guy smells it, and says, “That smells great. I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”

The waiter thinks the blind guy is bullshitting with him, so the next day when the blind guy walks in, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, “Becky, rub this fork on your pussy.” She does it, and then he goes out and hands it to the blind guy.

The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, “Are you kiddin’ me, I didn’t know Becky worked here!”

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One day a Pussy escaped from it’s normal position &decided to take a walk around the whole inner body. At first she came across the Kidneys and asked “Who are you?” The kidney answered “I am the kidney”
She then moved on & came across the liver and asked.”Who are You” The liver replied “I am the Liver” She then moved on and finally came across the heart & asked the same question “Who are you” The heart replied. “I am the Heart”
The pussy then screamed “Ahaaaa! You are the Bastard that I have been looking for” The heart was shocked & asked “But why are you so mad at me” The pussy replied. “You are the one that goes around falling in love with everyone and guess what happens?
Each time that you fall in love. I am the one that gets fucked

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 1/24/201

Written by chuck on January 23, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

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I am paraphrasing Greg Gutfeld of The Five concerning LIBERAL thinking on CHOICE…..

When it comes to public schools, choice is bad.
But when it comes to human life, choice is good.

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Positive Attitude!
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only …a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

Somehow, he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.

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A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says, “Ah…that’s what I’ll have…meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

he waiter can’t believe it, and he goes and tells his wife, Becky, who’s the cook. The next day the blind guy walks in and the waiter says, “I’ll get you a dirty fork.” He gets a dirty fork, hands it to the blind guy, the blind guy smells it, and says, “That smells great. I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”

The waiter thinks the blind guy is bullshitting with him, so the next day when the blind guy walks in, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, “Becky, rub this fork on your pussy.” She does it, and then he goes out and hands it to the blind guy.

The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, “Are you kiddin’ me, I didn’t know Becky worked here!”

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?”

‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

”Good Heavens, ‘said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story’?”

“Don’t F*** with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

I love these touching stories !!!

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Phone rings, woman answers.

The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, “I bet you have a tight ass with no hair?”

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Woman replies, “Yes I do, he’s watching golf – who shall I say is calling?”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 1/12/2017

Written by chuck on January 11, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

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I have got a problem

Sexy ladies

This Woman Can Lift All Kinds Of Heavy Objects With Her Vagina

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John told his wife, “I’ve got a problem.”

She stopped him right there. “No dear, WE have a problem. We’re in this together John. We married for better or for worse. Therefore, your problem is our problem.”

John sighed in relief. “Well, now it’s hardly worth mentioning.”

But his wife was insistent. “Go ahead John’’, tell me. What’s wrong?”

John answered, “Somehow, we got your sister pregnant!”

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This Woman Can Lift All Kinds Of Heavy Objects With Her Vagina

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 1/6/2017

Written by chuck on January 5, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

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Time waits for no man. Time is obviously a woman…Happy Friday everybody!

Eye Candy Friday

15 Funny Pet Videos

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15 Funny Pet Videos

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 1/4/2017

Written by chuck on January 3, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

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My New Year’s resolution is to stop using so much fucking profanity…
I shit you not!

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Daughter : mom i have something to tell you
Mom : yes darling what is it?
Daughter : i’m pregnant.
Mom : what?!?
Daughter : it was an accident.
Mom : so you telling me u crossing the streets and u got hit by a dick?

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Very interesting car facts.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 12/24/2016

Written by chuck on December 24, 2016 – 12:32 pm -

Just a few cartoons and nude women:


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 12/16/2016

Written by chuck on December 15, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Weather girl

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fucking-warning-labels

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Kitchen storage for canned goods

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Just a few jokes 12/13/2016

Written by chuck on December 12, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don’t know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.” I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.” Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold… My Car Was Gone!

Amen!

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You’re An EXTREME Redneck When…

1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3 You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6 Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’

7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8 Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9 Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines.’

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

And in closing….

Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”

NOW ALL Y’ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY


>wake-up-feeling

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.” Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his m…om, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” She replies, “No.” Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.” After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?” His mom says “No.” He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His Mom replies, “Ok, do tell me what you think?” He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”


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Ball Point Pens

When NASA started sending astronauts into space they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, Congress approved a program and NASA scientists spent a decade and over $165 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil…

Your taxes are due again in April

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 12/12/2016

Written by chuck on December 11, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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My wife said to me “I want you to whisper dirty things into my ear.” So I said “kitchen, bathroom, living room..” Anybody out there looking for a male roommate?

WHICH OF THE FOUR CUP SIZES PICTURED BELOW EXCITES YOU THE MOST?

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WHICH OF THE FOUR CUP SIZES PICTURED BELOW EXCITES YOU THE MOST?

Guys, try to be honest. Would you pick picture 1, 2, 3 or 4?

A survey of 1,000 Over 65 year old males indicates 99.9% picked #4.

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href=”http://www.ourlighterside.com/cup-3/”>cup-3cup size004

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MUD & SEX

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WOW, nice tits

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Just a few jokes 12/08/2016

Written by chuck on December 7, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Husband:
My wife is missing.

She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height ? …

Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight ?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair ?Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sheriff: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?

Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your truck!!!


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THIS IS THE TRUTH …TELLS HOW STUPID LYING HILIARY IS

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.

Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

Hillary did sneak in 17 helpers.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-bitch.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!

That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”

And this story tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career government politician.

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Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinsky

2. Bill Clinton

3. Hilary Clinton

4. Adolph Hitler

5. Jorge Bergoglio

6. Winnie Mandela

7. Vladimir Putin

8. Linda Lovelace

9. Saddam Hussein

10. Tiger Woods

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You had trouble with #5?

You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts, womanizers and cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope??
Lovely, just lovely!


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Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.


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Jill Stein is a Complete Idiot


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