OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/4/2016

Written by chuck on May 3, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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People say circumcision does NOT hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year!

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Serious Shit!

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The lady on the elevator says: “I’ve been geesed !”
A man in the back helpfully responds: “I think you may mean “Goosed.”
The lady says: “I can count asshole !”

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I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.  This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kind’a cute. 

You gotta phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me 6 stitches…but, when you’re over seventy……………who cares?

 

Cowboy:  “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Lady Cashier:  “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy:  “Nah… She’s purty good  lookin’…..”
When you’re over seventy……………who cares?

 

I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night.   She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip, but… When you’re over seventy……………who cares?

 

I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but… When you’re over seventy……………who cares?

 

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.  The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
Cost me a bloody nose, but… When you’re over seventy……………who cares?

 

I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.  I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
Cost me 6 more stitches, but… When you’re over seventy……………who cares?

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/3/2016

Written by chuck on May 2, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Why is it … if you eat a two pound bag of chocolate, you gain ten pounds … the math just doesn’t add up

Shower Soap Survey
 
 
I asked one hundred women, what was their favorite soap in the shower?

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Sharon Stone showing off


ATTA

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I asked one hundred women, what was their favorite soap in the shower?

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Their most frequent reply was, “How the Fuck did you get in here???”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/2/2016

Written by chuck on May 1, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Well, I did it this time. I went to Target, stood in the parking lot and peed on a fire hydrant. They called security. I told them that I self-identify as a dog. They had to let me go.

Riddle

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Camouflage gear

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A riddle-
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on, does a hard sleeper sleep harder with the window open ?

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/29/2016

Written by chuck on April 28, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Come on friends I need R rated jokes. Are you not tired of nude women?

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If you’re not with me, you’re against me; if you’re against me, well…..hello there.

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I really just want to take my computer in the yard, pack it full of tannerite and blow it the fuck up…

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/28/2016

Written by chuck on April 27, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Yesterday, I took a late shower and turned on talk radio. Hillary was speaking. She dumber than a box of rocks.

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Two guys were on a long car trip. They saw a sign that said: “Last Food For 40 Miles.” They stopped at the café for lunch. The waitress appeared. She had ratty hair, numerous tattoos and only one tooth. The first guy asked for a hamburger. The second asked for a hot dog. She promptly placed a hamburger patty in her hairy armpit. He said: “My God. What are you doing ?” She answered: “I’m defrosting the hamburger patty.”
The second guy said: “Cancel that hot dog.”

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The Wollman Skating Rink in New York’s Central Park.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/27/2016

Written by chuck on April 26, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Not what it looks like

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The amount of people who mix up “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

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In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill. Both have been model employees and have been much valued by the firm.
However, due to financial setbacks, the company is forced to let one of them go. But which one?

The boss decides on a plan. He will watch Jack closely for one day, monitoring his performance. The next day, he will similarly
scrutinise Jill. Then he will announce which one he is going to keep and which one will have to be fired.

The first day, Jack comes in early. He works hard all morning, not even taking a coffee break. He skips lunch.
He works hard all afternoon, doesn’t spend any time on the phone, and leaves late.

Noticing this, the boss begins to think “If they’re both such diligent workers, the choice is going to be even harder”.

The next day, Jill comes in late, complaining of a headache. She takes some aspirin and hangs out at the water fountain talking
to her friends. She takes an extra-long coffee break. She leaves early for lunch, and comes back late. She’s unproductive in the
afternoon, spending much of her time calling her friends and telling them how miserable she feels.
She takes some more aspirin and leaves early.

The boss takes note of this. His mind is made up.

So the next day, the boss calls Jill into his office. He tells her “Jill, I am afraid I either have to lay you or Jack off”.

And she replies “Well, you’re going to have to jack off because I’ve got a headache”.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/26/2016

Written by chuck on April 25, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I need R rated jokes..folks


Someone has suggested adding Hillary Clinton to Mount Rushmore.
Unfortunately there isn’t enough room for two more faces.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/25/2016

Written by chuck on April 24, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I was taught that whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating bloo

I was standing at the bar at an International Airport when this small Chinese guy walks in…

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/22/2016

Written by chuck on April 21, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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WHEW! Twelve miles on the treadmill today! And by “treadmill” I mean “bar stool” and by “miles” I
mean “beers.” Time to wind it down.

A fellow from the city was driving through the country one day …

Hillary in New York

Difference in cars

Cartoons

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A fellow from the city was driving through the country one day when he came upon a quaint farmhouse alongside of the road – and there was even a farmer standing out front. So the city boy decided to stop and talk to the farmer.

“Good morning, sir” he said “I was driving by, admiring the country, ’cause I’m a city boy, and I couldn’t help but notice that you have a field full of cows on your farm. Now I’ve lived in the city all my life and I’ve never tried any fresh country milk. If it’s all right with you, I’d like to try some fresh country milk from your cows”.

The farmer replied “Son, those are bulls! You don’t get milk from bulls!!”And the city boy said “But I won’t hurt your cows. All I want to do is to try some fresh country milk”. The farmer had to try again “Son, those are BULLS!! You don’t get milk from BULLS!!!”

But the city boy persisted “Really, I won’t hurt your COWS! I just want to try some fresh country milk!!” So the farmer reluctantly gave in “Son, knock yourself out”.

In a half an hour the city boy returned from the fields carrying a pail of fresh country milk. The farmer scratched his head and started to speak, but the city boy jumped in with “You know, while I was out in the field getting this lovely fresh country milk, I saw a fence covered with honeysuckles. And you know, I’ve been city boy all my life and I’ve never had any fresh country honey. If it’s all right with you, I’d like to try some fresh country honey from your honeysuckles”.

And the farmer replied “Son, honeysuckles are flowers. You get honey from bees”.
But the city boy persisted “I won’t hurt your flowers. I just want to try some fresh country honey”. So the farmer tried again “Son, honey comes from BEES!” But the city boy was adamant “Really, I won’t hurt your FLOWERS! I just want to try some fresh country honey!!” And the farmer reluctantly gave in again “Son, be my guest”.

In a half an hour the city boy returned with two mason jars full of honey. The farmer scratched his head harder than before and started to speak. Just then the city boy said “You know, I’m a city boy – been a city boy all my life. Now while I was out getting some of that fresh country honey, I noticed that you have a field full of pussy willows …”

“Son” interrupted the farmer “let me get my hat”.

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Difference in cars!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 4/21/2016

Written by chuck on April 20, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Come on friends, I need some dirty jokes!

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Which hand should you use to pick up a poisonous snake?
Someone else’s.

There was a man who couldn’t stand his wife’s cat.

Cartoons

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There was a man who couldn’t stand his wife’s cat. So, one day, he decided to get rid of him by dumping him a long way away from the house.

He put the cat in the car and drove about 20 blocks away, then he left him at the park. But when he got home,
the cat was there as if nothing had happened.

The next day he decided to take the cat somewhere further away, about 50 blocks. He put him out of the car and drove home. And again,
the cat was there waiting for him. ‘This is impossible,’ said the man to himself. ‘tomorrow I’ll make sure he can’t come back!’
 
The next day he puts the cat in the car and he drives around, taking turn after turn – right, left, right, right and so on. Eventually,
after about an hour of driving, he finally lets the cat out and drives home.
 
A few hours later, the phone rings at his house and his wife answers it. It’s the husband, and he asks: “Is the cat there?”
“Why, yes.” says the wife, “he’s been here quite a while, where are you?”
 
“Put that bastard on the phone, I’m lost and I need directions.”

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Target will let transgender use the bathroom of their choice!

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