Thanks for reading OLS

Written by chuck on May 6, 2015 – 7:54 am -

Hi friends, I started OLS in the early 90’s as a hobby. I am tired and need a break. I will make no posts for the rest of the month. I will decide the first of June to start back up or close OLS down.

Thanks for reading OLS.

Chuck


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/6/2015

Written by chuck on May 5, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Clean mind or dirty mind?

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If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass?

Little Johnny is in math class one day when the teacher calls on him.

The Story of The Star Spangled Banner As You’ve Never Heard It

Poll: If you were an orphan..
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/5/2015

Written by chuck on May 4, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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FACT : 716 Billion dollars was taken from MEDCARE for Obamacare , Now their saying we need to cut MEDCARE by 124 billion to doctors , because it’s going broken. The only thing that is broke is our Muslim Presidents head

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A few more jokes

Real women

The Making of Real Dolls, the Customizable, High-End Sex Toy

Ed wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…

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The Making of Real Dolls, the Customizable, High-End Sex Toy

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Ed wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…

But she was dating someone else.  One day Ed got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.
 
The girl looked at him, and then said, ‘NO!’
 
Ed said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.’
 
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.  So she called him and explained the situation.
 
Her boy friend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.  He won’t even be able to get his pants down.’  She agreed and accepts the proposal.  Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call.
 
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened.?’  Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, ‘The bastard had all dimes!’
 
Management lesson:  Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting  screwed.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/4/2015

Written by chuck on May 3, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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 Why can’t an Iranian be circumcised? (old Middle East joke)
Because there is no end to the prick.

Sex Chain Letter that Really Works…

Politically Challenged

WELCOME to 2015:

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/1/2015

Written by chuck on April 30, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


You have a dirty mind! Not what it looks like.

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Three rules for healthy teeth and gums:
Brush after each meal
Have regular checkups.
Mind your own business.

A man wants to introduce his nephew to the game of sex.

How to be a good wife, then some jokes

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A man wants to introduce his nephew to the game of sex.
The young man is worried that he might not do it right so his uncle comes up with a plan.
The young man will get a hooker, wine her and dine her, then take her back to his apartment for a night of pleasure.

The uncle will be in the bedroom closet so if the boy has a problem, he can shout it out,?
and from the closet will come the answer about what to do. That night everything is going according to the plan.

When they get back to the apartment the hooker gets into bed while the young man goes to the bathroom to put on a condom.

The hooker suddenly gets a cramp and must go to the bathroom now!

She feels around the bed and grabs an empty shoe box and takes a big dump in it.
Now here comes the young man walking in the dark room.
He steps in the shoe box and shouts out, “There’s shit in the box, there’s shit in the box.
From the closet comes the reply, “Then roll her over!”

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Please tell your friends about OLS!

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How to be a good wife

Bobby sees a couple of dogs mating

His teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone.”

Cell phone etiquette


How to be a good wife

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– Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

– Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

– Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

– Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

– During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

– Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

– Be happy to see him.

– Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

– Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

– Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.

– Don’t complain if he’s late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

– Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

– Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

– Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.

You have no right to question him.

– A good wife always knows her place.


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Little Bobby and his father are driving down the street and Bobby sees a couple of dogs mating … “Daddy, what are those dogs doing?” asks Bobby with innocent curiosity.

“Well son, they are making puppies” says dad, dreading the idea of having to explain the facts of life. “Okay” says Bobby and starts on about the days events at school.

Later that night little Bobby gets up to go to the bathroom, passing his parents room he hears strange noises. Quietly he opens the door and, yep you guessed, he sees mom and dad going away at it. “DADDY! What are you doing to Mommy?”

Dad jumps off mom, and begins to stammer, realizing that now he WILL have to explain. Gathering his cool, he calmly says “well Bobby, mommy and daddy are making you a new brother or sister.”

Little Bobby looks back and forth from mom to dad, firmly placing his fists on his hips and boldly demands “Turn her over, I want PUPPIES!!” ?


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None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone.”

One day Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and, wanting to give her son a fresh start, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Suddenly, her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Oh don’t tell me you seriously thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.
 
 
Well maybe you did if you voted for Obama


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Cell phone etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down
in his seat and closed his eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.

She started talking in a loud voice:

“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train”. “Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life.

Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!” Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.

When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone in public any longer.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2015

Written by chuck on April 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

hangloose

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Slight Morning Problem

More funny jokes

THE TAXMAN

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/29/2015

Written by chuck on April 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Why does Flammable & Inflammable mean the same thing?

Who likes women?

A few things I can no longer do at my age.

Smoking in the bar!

Plumbing Parts
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/28/2015

Written by chuck on April 27, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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The therapist asked me if I talked to my wife after sex.
I told him “only if there was a phone nearby!!!!”

Thousands of Americans Send Cigars to Hillary Clinton

Why did the plane crash?

Remember the movie Basic Instinct? Remember when Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs?
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/27/2015

Written by chuck on April 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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A California man beaten by cops after he fell off a horse during his getaway has been awarded $650,000. That’s the first time anyone has won that much money off a slow horse!

Florida man tries to kiss a Cottonmouth

A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life

A, B, C, D etc.

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