OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/1/2015

Written by chuck on April 1, 2015 – 6:59 am -

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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport ~ Jonathan Winters

Well, so you had oral sex this morning?

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced

Keeping up with the Jones’s

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 A man is at the dentist’s for a check-up. As the dentist leans over, he asks, “Well, so you had oral sex this morning?”

“How did you know?” asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at his dentist’s perception. “Was it the smell on my breath?”

“No” says the dentist.

“Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?” asks the man.

“No” says the dentist.

“Well, what then? How did you know?” asks the man, losing patience.

The dentist says “There’s a little bit of shit on the end of your nose.”

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A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.

“I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!”

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. “I felt so sad for you, because you went throughthis all by yourself.”

“The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago.”

“And what about the third rose?” she asked.

“That’s from a man in the burn unit – he wanted to thank you for his new ears…”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Chuck
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/31/2015

Written by chuck on March 30, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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So I heard they’re opening up dentist offices in Walmart. They are even including an express lane for people with 15 teeth or less!

TAX ACCOUNTANT ON PHONE WITH  HIS CLIENT

Shall I slide down the banister and warm up the supper?

Four wise women

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/30/2015

Written by chuck on March 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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Harry Truman on paparazzi, “They always take two pictures – in case the first one was good”

Warning About EBay

Urinal at golf course

Just a few funny jokes

Sexy Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/27/2015

Written by chuck on March 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


Filling Pop tarts

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Two terms in the phrase “fast food”. It usually is NOT fast and it barely tastes like food.

One is using a guide dog …

Sex record

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/26/2015

Written by chuck on March 25, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple, I wonder what she would have done for a Klondike bar?

The difference between “Complete” or “Finished” and then a few jokes

New on the job

No one is an atheist

Little girls cry

Little girls cry

We like asses too

Who tied your shoes?

honesty is always the best policy where do babies come from

Sexy Eye Candy
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The difference between “Complete” or “Finished” and then a few jokes

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Send Jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/25/2015

Written by chuck on March 24, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Did you ever notice: When you
Put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’
Together it spells ‘Theirs….’

What about trying Viagra?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.

***** Municipal Violations *****

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/24/2015

Written by chuck on March 23, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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Some people try to turn back
Their odometers. Not me, I want
People to know ‘why’ I look this
Way. I’ve traveled a long way and
Some of the roads weren’t paved.

Personal Flame Thrower

The Washington Post

In Bed One Night

More Panty Fashions

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/23/2015

Written by chuck on March 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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i am no doctor


I don’t know what things will be like in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary …

No Nursing Home For Me

Masturbating

Workplace Health and Safety
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/20/2015

Written by chuck on March 19, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


When Men Decided To Wear Clothes
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I’ve been thinking about leaving my body to science. Even scientists need a good laugh now and then

Drink one glass of water …

Shark eats close to tourists

Panty Fashion
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/19/2015

Written by chuck on March 18, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Did you know that a Great White shark can completely devour a human being in under 2 minutes! I just timed it.

Empathy For A Homesick Snowbird.

Very funny 18 second video

Asses

Hate your job

I’m all out of fucks to give

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