OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 6/1/2016

Written by chuck on May 31, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Long Hot Summer Starting

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A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

As received from our Canadian correspondent: 

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As received from our Canadian correspondent: 

CURRENCY NEWS FROM CANADA…..

The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced
they are going to remove the polar bear from the $2 coin
in view of its demise due to global warming!

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At the height of political correctness, they
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/31/2016

Written by chuck on May 30, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I was going to surprise my wife with breakfast in bed but the fire trucks woke her up.

This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa

Schnauzer could hardly hear…

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Lady has no idea but Business Law is her Major!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/30/2016

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 10:30 pm -


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I’m not judgmental,so when I see a person driving slow in the fast lane, I never assume what gender she is.

A police officer, though scheduled for night duty at the station

There was this man who was in a horrible accident

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A police officer, though scheduled for night duty at the station, happened to knock off early because it was quiet. He arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said “Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night chemist down the street and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache”. “Certainly, honey” he said.  Feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked to the chemist.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise. “Say… I know you… aren’t you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?” “Yeah, so?” said the officer. “Well, why are you all dressed up like a Fireman?”

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There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this unusual handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realised that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy said “Now that you mention it, you have no ears”. The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy also noticed “Yes, you have no ears”. The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy replied “Yeah, you are wearing contact lenses”.

Surprised, the man then asked “Wow! That’s quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?” The guy answered “Easy. You can’t wear eye glasses. You don’t have any fucking ears!”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/27/2016

Written by chuck on May 26, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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My friend failed her drivers test yesterday and only missed one question. The instructor asked her, “What do you do at a red light?” She said, “I usually check my e-mails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”

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Gene Kelly dancing. Old farts will love this.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/25/2016

Written by chuck on May 24, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I do ten sit ups every morning…It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/24/2016

Written by chuck on May 23, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. Presidential election, it would be the first time in history that two U.S. Presidents would have slept with each other. (This is assuming they have slept together.)

If Donald Trump wins the U.S. Presidential Election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

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cock and coffee to start the day

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I guess a doctor will do anything for $$$$

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/23/2016

Written by chuck on May 22, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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What a rip-off! I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess.

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Best folks for an interview!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/20/2016

Written by chuck on May 19, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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For some odd reason it seems like today I am not able to finish anyth

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

What will it do?

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Breaking news on a detention that Trump got in the 6 grade and Boeing is building a new Air Force One for Hillary.

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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says “Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!”

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man’s table and says “Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!”

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s butthole, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says “Your turn!!”

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A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is, “What will it do?”

The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 3.3 seconds,” or something along those lines.

Well, here’s the brand new 2016 Ferrari “458 Italia”.  First, here’s what it looks like:
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And here is what it will do . . .

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/19/2016

Written by chuck on May 18, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I’m a responsible person…People are always saying “I know you’re responsible for this!”

“Why I’m divorced.”  That morning!

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“Why I’m divorced.”  That morning!

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday,’  and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’
 
I thought….well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.
My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when
I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, ‘Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!’
I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, ‘It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what
do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.’

I said, ‘Thanks, Rick, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go! ‘ We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, ‘It’s such a beautiful day…we don’t need to go straight back to the office, do we?’
I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind?’ He said, ‘Let’s drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.
 
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, ‘If you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.’
 
 ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake,
followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday.’

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Not really wanting to say anything too much !!!!

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“How to properly clean a table”

This video is a bit long and I only watched it for 10 minutes, but I think you might appreciate a couple of the tips.
cleaning a table

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RIDICULOUS EXCUSES FOR CALLING IN SICK

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/18/2016

Written by chuck on May 17, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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“The really great thing about Facebook is that you can type just about anything and pretty much make up the source.”- Benjamin Franklin

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Police Officer O’Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He is on the lookout for trouble.

He sees two little old ladies in the front seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in a used car lot. The car lot is closed so O’Leary drives up alongside the Chevy and asks,
“Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?”

“Certainly not,” says one of the ladies, “we purchased the car this afternoon.” “Well,” says the cop,  “why don’t you start it up and drive out of here?”

“We don’t drive,” replies the other little old lady. “And besides we are waiting. We were told that if we bought a car here we would get fucked.”

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