OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/19/2014

Written by chuck on December 18, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Original Sin teach her to talk

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We waste so much time planning and worrying for the future that we do not have enough time to live in the moment. Enjoy today, because it will never come back.

A North Dakota solution:

Fuck it!

Small Texas company truck is being used by Islamic militants

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/18/2014

Written by chuck on December 17, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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INCONGRUOUS

“The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache and Lakota helicopters, used the code name ‘Geronimo’ in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden, but objected to the name of the Washington Redskins.” – George Will

The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes.

Worlds Narrowest Ski Descent

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

The History Of The World In A Single Photograph

Flashing Boobs

Just a few more funny jokes
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/17/2014

Written by chuck on December 16, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

dear santa been naughty

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Jingle Bells on at the checkout!

Motivation Posters

Winter driving tip

Some congressional Democrats say the CIA tortured some terrorists.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/16/2014

Written by chuck on December 15, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr?

Carburetor question

Do you keep widdle wabbits?

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/15/2014

Written by chuck on December 14, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards.  You start off with two hearts and a diamond and at the end you wish you had a club and a spade.

I am in need of a knee replacement.

Difference between Socialism & Racism

Playing with boobs

Santa is cumming

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/12/2014

Written by chuck on December 11, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider’s home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy…you just hoped nobody found out…..

Sex and Golf…………………..

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese.

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Wrong Shoes in library

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Sex and Golf.......................

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?”

She replied, “Probably golfing with his buddies.”
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.. .' 'No rike
Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!' 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl
Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.' 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...Doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence... 'I no rike Jews!' the copilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' Asks the captain. 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

What

That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!' 'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah...all frucking same!!'*

I have been promoted

These shoes do NOT go with this outfit.
wrong shoes

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/11/2014

Written by chuck on December 10, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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DEVELOPING NEWS

  The St. Louis County Police will be helicoptering over Ferguson, Missouri dropping job applications as a means of dispersing the crowds.

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abortion is murder then blowjob is cannibalism

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/10/2014

Written by chuck on December 9, 2014 – 10:00 pm -

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My wife asked me to load the dishwasher, so I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking……. And that’s how the fight started.

New Wyoming Priest

The ultimate ISIS elimination team

Big plans for the weekend

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/9/2014

Written by chuck on December 8, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Men can be right sometimes too! ….. I think….. Hang on and let me ask the missus…….

HELP ME!  I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!

After a long day on the golf course

The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/8/2014

Written by chuck on December 7, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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The best way to get a man to do something is suggest that they’re too old to do it.

A different slant on Obama

Adult stuff

Cartoons in library

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