OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/1/2015

Written by chuck on June 30, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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“Here’s a picture of me when I was younger”

“Every picture of you is when you were younger”

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Look what happens when we cut down too many trees & a few jokes

Stow High In Transit

Positive Attitude

Sandy Asses
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/30/2015

Written by chuck on June 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Sperm can survive in a female’s body for anywhere from 5-9 days after intercourse.

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Bikini Evolution in France

Whatcha got there son?

Eye Candy

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Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and forth in his rocking chair. The old man said “Whatcha got there son?”

Johnny said “Got me some chicken wire”. “Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son?” asked the old man. “Gonna catch me some chickens!” said Johnny. “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” said the oldster. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on down the street. About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old man’s front porch… with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldn’t believe his eyes.

About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the old man’s porch. “Whatcha got now son?” “Got me some duct tape”. “And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?” the old man asked. “Gonna catch me some ducks!” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape!” said the old man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.

About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch. “Whatcha got now son?” asked the old man. Johnny said “Got me some pussy willow”. The old man said “WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!”
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/29/2015

Written by chuck on June 29, 2015 – 9:31 am -

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I used to be indecisive but nowadays I’m not so sure

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Walmart makes ISIS cake, refused Confederate flag cake.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

You are awesome

Pinball

What does an 11 look like?

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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14.   I went in to buy a packet of condoms at a nearby pharmacy.  In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask  for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there  was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for .

She was working as an assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.  I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.  I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty.  ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.  ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head.  She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her underwear and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’  It was so wonderful that I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on she asked.  I said, ‘sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me….women have always been hard for me to figure out.

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Please tell your friends about OLS!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/28/2015

Written by chuck on June 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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TSA stands for Touching Sensitive Areas.

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Memphis Mayor Wharton wants to dig up the bodies of Confederate …

Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey.

Caitlyn Jenner fashion debut

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer.

Nude Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/26/2015

Written by chuck on June 25, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Did you know: Almonds are a member of the peach family.

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If they find it, they will play with it

“I need to do stool, blood and urine tests”

Come and sit on my face

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/25/2015

Written by chuck on June 24, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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Stress Defined!

Sex is the most natural thing in the world …

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/24/2015

Written by chuck on June 23, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Who says I can’t cook? You’ve obviously never tasted my cereal!

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Camp Coleman in Trussville Alabama

What do a clitoris, anniversary and a toilet have in common

Belly Dance with an interesting twist. Very R rated!
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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.  This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said,  “Nice!” “You’re kind of cute you gotta a phone number?”  I said, “Yea you gotta pen?”  She said “Yea”, I got a pen”.  I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you”.  Cost me 6 stitches

When you are over seventy . . . who gives  ?  a    ****

Old-Man

Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
Cowboy: “Nah.. She’s purty good lookin’…..”
When you are over seventy, who gives a ****

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
“If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
“Really” she said, “Go on then…try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said,  “Yesterday.”
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
When you are over seventy, who gives a ****

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/23/2015

Written by chuck on June 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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WHEN YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT
ALL HER FRIENDS RUB HER BELLY AND SAY “CONGRATULATIONS !”
…BUT NOBODY RUBS YOUR PENIS AND SAYS “GOOD JOB”

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THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU & 7 Up Biscuits

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

Brazilian Octopus

acceptable burka

You Can Almost Taste It
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/22/2015

Written by chuck on June 21, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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If I claim to be African-American can I get penis-transplant surgery? Mine is too old, too small, and too White…

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This Japanese old man is Amazing!

Three men gathered together for a round of golf on Mother’s Day.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled.

Eye Candy

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/19/2015

Written by chuck on June 18, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks, “Why on Earth do you need that?!” The little boy says, “Isn’t that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesn’t get hard?”

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A few clean but funny jokes

A woman takes a lover home during the day …

An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Eye Contract

Eye Candy
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