New E-mail address change

Written by chuck on December 30, 2016 – 10:00 am -

chuck@ourlighterside.com is no longer a good address. Too much spam.

Add a b after the k

chuckb at ourlighterside.com is the new address for questions about the site.

This is still the correct address to send jokes to: ols at ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck


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Time to take a nap

Written by chuck on December 26, 2016 – 6:00 am -


Dude napping on 610 near Memorial (x-posted from r/WTF) from houston

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Just a cute little dog

Written by chuck on December 21, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Meet Freddy, the biggest dog in the world: 7ft 6in Great Dane loves chicken and peanut butter… but he’s also munched his way through 23 sofas

Take one look at Freddy the Great Dane and your reaction would have to be bow wow… wow!
That’s because he’s the World’s Biggest Dog – who stands at 7ft 6in on his hind legs.
Freddy’s owner, Claire Stoneman, from Leigh-on-Sea, Essex, is utterly devoted to her Guinness World Record pet, and his sister Fleur.
Such is her affection for her pets that the 41-year-old has even made them a priority over her own love life.

Please click here to read more and see photos

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31 Copycat Recipes That Taste So Spot On, It’s Scary

Written by chuck on December 18, 2016 – 6:00 am -

These really look great!

Anything they can do, you can do better.

Please share with your friends and even folks you hate! :)


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Kitchen storage for canned goods

Written by chuck on December 15, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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Just a few jokes 12/14/2016

Written by chuck on December 13, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

A church’s bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren’t sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.
They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.
The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped, bounced off the bell and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past.

One asked, “Do you know this guy?”
The second guy responded, “No, but his face rings a bell.”
The next day, the dead bell ringer’s twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below.
The same two guys walk by.
The first asks, “Do you know him?”
The second guy responds, “No, but he’s a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday.”

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FOLKS,
I will be out of town for the next 10 days. I am donating my time to the major airlines in LA to help load the luggage of all the celebrities who promised to leave the country if Trump won!

I have also volunteered some time to work with the college student babies that are ‘hurting so badly’ over the great Trump victory that they cannot attend classes! I am taking donations for crayons for these future leaders to let them learn how to connect the dots in their “fantasy life” coloring books!

As posted on Facebook, note: “Democrats took an early lead which dramatically changed later in the afternoon once Republicans got off work & went to vote!”


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A pretty blonde was flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!” All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.
Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.” She says, “I’m 5’2″ and I’m in the front seat.” “O.K.” says the voice from the tower. “Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in heaven…”

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Chuck


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Cook a turkey with a drone

Written by chuck on December 1, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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The world’s deadliest weapons

Written by chuck on November 6, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Marnie O’Neillnews.com.au

WHETHER you’re a superpower or a lone wolf, there have never been more deadly weapons available at any time in the world than right now.

Russia has put us on notice with news that its RS-28 Sarmat thermonuclear-armed ballistic missile system, dubbed Satan 2, will come into service in 2018.

The monster rocket is said to be 2000 times stronger than bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and capable of destroying a country the size of “France or Texas”.

But it’s not the only weapon capable of creating hell on earth — here’s a sample of what is out there.

This weapon of mass destruction from China has the longest range of any known missile in the world.

According to Jane’s Defense Weekly, the DF-41 can reportedly carry up to 10 nuclear warheads 12,000km in just half an hour before unleashing the bombs on multiple targets at once.

That means cities such as London and Paris could be wiped out with virtually no notice.

Click here to read more and see photos.

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FACTS about Trump

Written by chuck on October 30, 2016 – 8:42 am -

STAY POSITIVE

See The Five Facts That JUST MIGHT Prove Trump Is ACTUALLY Beating Hillary!

Let’s take a look at the facts that the media completely ignores or covers up. Instead, they have been giving Clinton the lead despite the fact that she can’t get anyone to even show up to her rallies.

FACT #1: Trump has nearly three times the amount of followers on Facebook.
Trump: 12,174,358 likes.
Clinton: 4,385,959 likes.

Look what Trump’s live stream videos do when compared to Hillary’s.
Trump Live Stream Post — 21 hours ago: 135,000 likes, 18,167 shares, 1.5 million views
Clinton Live Stream Post — 25 hours ago: 9,000 likes, 0 shares, 121,000 views

That does not look good at all for her!

Fact #2: Trump has 18.6 million twitter followers.
Hillary Clinton has only 6.1 million.
The best part is that most of Hillary’s are actually fake. According to The Washington Examiner, 41 percent of Hillary’s “followers” are not even real people.
In contrast, The Daily Caller says that Trump’s followers are 90% real with 90% of them having a previous voting record.

Fact #3: Trump averages 160k viewers per live stream.
Clinton averages 400 viewers per live stream.
Wow. That is bad. Trump also gets 5,000 percent more eyeballs focused on the screen than Clinton. Yep. She really is that boring to the folks.

Fact #4: Instagram.
Trump has 6.2 million followers.
Clinton has 800,000 followers.
Instagram is a platform with mostly all pictures and not much substance – exactly what Hillary supporters love. And still she does very poorly in this medium.

Fact #5: On Reddit.
Trump: 297,696 subscribers
Clinton: 21,429 subscribers

But on Hillary for Prison: she gets 255,228 subscribers.
Trump has more subscribers than Clinton on every major social media outlet but what is even funnier is that there are nearly 3 times as many people subscribed to “Hillary for Prison” than there are subscribed to the Clinton page.

The best part is that the DNC’s leaked emails from WikiLeaks have proven that Clinton pays people to support her online. Trump supporters on the other hand willingly actually like and follow him on Social media.

Trump actually has the support of the people. He is going to win this election come November no matter what the mainstream media would like you to believe.

Right now, every single patriot needs to share this article with friends and relatives. We need to fight these rigged polls that seem to come out every day. Hillary Clinton has a big bag of tricks and is trying to trick the American public into voting for her. Let’s show America the truth.

Can we share this e-mail with at least 10 friends. We have to fight against the mainstream media and their attempts to steal the election away from Trump.


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Just a few jokes 10/27/2016

Written by chuck on October 26, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

How I learned to mind my own business. I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on….. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting ’14….14….14’…

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Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies; Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy. He invited Pope
Francis and the press corps on board for Saturday afternoon cruise.

It was a rather windy day. The Pope’s little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht’s ladder;
walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope. The Pope and the press corps were
amazed!

Donald Trump could actually walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . .

DONALD TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.

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Use a potato to light up your room.


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Chuck


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