Just a few jokes 8/15/2017

Written by chuck on August 14, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

A woman of a certain age went into a bar in Arizona,  and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. 
He was wearing the biggest boots she’d ever seen.  She asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well…… ?? 
The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?”
Since the woman thought she might never get an offer like this again and further, since she was curious to find out for herself, she agreed to spend the night with the cowboy.
The next morning she handed him $200.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank you, I’m really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my ‘services’ before!”
“Don’t be flattered,” she replied. “Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!”

I’m constantly losing socks
in the dryer but finding change.
So logically there has to be a
sock fairy!

A gate at the White House was broken. The Maintenance Supervisor solicited bids from three contractors, one from Virginia, one from Georgia, and one from New York.
The Virginia Contractor examined the gate and wrote up his proposal for $1,500.00 quoting all brand name new parts.
The Georgia Contractor examined the gate and said it needed a simple repair and would cost $500.00.
The New York Contractor glanced at the gate and quoted a price of $3,500.00.
Why so much asked the maintenance supervisor.
Grinning the New York Contractor said:
$1,500 for me, $1,500 for you and we’ll hire the guy from Georgia.

And that boys and girls is how government contracts work.

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