Just a few jokes 8/10/2017

Written by chuck on August 9, 2017 – 10:30 pm -


A woman always gets the last word
in an argument, because anything a
man says after that becomes the
first words in a new argument…

Grandfather of the year…
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things.
The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long—easy, boy.” The boy has another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say : “It’s okay, William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, son.”

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the shopping cart. Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool, William.”
Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says: “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.”
“Thanks,” says the grandpa, “but I am William. This little shits name is Kevin.”

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” The son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son! “Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!” “What dvd?” “Toy story.” Robot slaps the son again! “Ok, it was a porno” cries the son. Dad yells “What! When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was!” Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs “HaHaHa! He’s certainly YOUR son.” Robot then slaps the mom!!!


Feeling down today.
I needed a good laugh
so I looked at my
bank account.
Freaking hilarious

click here
The Moment A Jogger (Probably) Soiled Himself


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Thanks,

Chuck


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