Just a few jokes 7/21/2017

Written by chuck on July 21, 2017 – 9:54 am -

After the eighty-three year old
lady finished her annual

physical
examination, the doctor said,
“You are in fine shape for your age,
Maxine, but tell me, do you
still have
intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have
to ask my husband,” she said.
She
stepped out into the crowded reception room and
yelled out loud:
“Henry, do we
still have intercourse?”
And
there was a
hush…You could hear
a pin drop.
He answered impatiently, “If I
told you once, Maxine, I told
you
a hundred times… What we have is…
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Blue Cross!

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the ‘Law.’ You will prepare Me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstai…rs with me and you will do as I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I decide to have you cremated.”

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