Just a few jokes 7/18/2017

Written by chuck on July 17, 2017 – 10:30 pm -


1 The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.

In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2.. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days.. Now, 80 years later do you know what ultimately became of them?

The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane

3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.

4 The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide

However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death.

The Moral: Screw work. Play golf.

I was in my car driving along when my boss called and he said ‘You’ve been promoted.’ I swerved. He called a second time and said ‘You’ve been promoted again.’ I swerved again. He called a third time and said ‘You’re now the managing director.’ and I went into a tree. A policeman came up and said ‘What happened to you?’ I said ‘I careered off the road.’

Adult Scrabble…
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body, which is even more useful when erect.
People who wrote SPINE became doctors…

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