Just a few jokes 7/14/2017

Written by chuck on July 13, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

Please pray for my wife, she got stung on the forehead by a wasp.

She’s at the hospital now, her face all swollen and bruised, the doctors

said she could easily of died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the wasp

with my shovel before it had chance to sting her again!!..

Dear Mr. Murphy,

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the red area on your
penis shows it was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.
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“I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.” – Tommy LaSorda , L A Dodgers manager

This is what you get for parking badly ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿ˜‚tag your friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚credits: Daily Mail Video

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Please share my blog with your friends.

Thanks,

Chuck


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