OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 3/31/2017

Written by chuck on March 30, 2017 – 10:30 pm -




A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and
gently woke the woman
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied…. ‘Just for tonight……let’s pretend that we’re married’
‘Wow!……………That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed……………
‘Good,’ she replied…………….’Get your own f*******king blanket.’
After a moment of silence he farted.

The End.


A blind guy sits down in a diner and says to the waiter, “I’m sorry, but I’m blind and I can’t read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I’ll smell it, and order from there.” The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says, “Ah…that’s what I’ll have…meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

he waiter can’t believe it, and he goes and tells his wife, Becky, who’s the cook. The next day the blind guy walks in and the waiter says, “I’ll get you a dirty fork.” He gets a dirty fork, hands it to the blind guy, the blind guy smells it, and says, “That smells great. I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”

The waiter thinks the blind guy is bullshitting with him, so the next day when the blind guy walks in, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, “Becky, rub this fork on your pussy.” She does it, and then he goes out and hands it to the blind guy.

The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, “Are you kiddin’ me, I didn’t know Becky worked here!”


One day a Pussy escaped from it’s normal position &decided to take a walk around the whole inner body. At first she came across the Kidneys and asked “Who are you?” The kidney answered “I am the kidney”
She then moved on & came across the liver and asked.”Who are You” The liver replied “I am the Liver” She then moved on and finally came across the heart & asked the same question “Who are you” The heart replied. “I am the Heart”
The pussy then screamed “Ahaaaa! You are the Bastard that I have been looking for” The heart was shocked & asked “But why are you so mad at me” The pussy replied. “You are the one that goes around falling in love with everyone and guess what happens?
Each time that you fall in love. I am the one that gets fucked



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