In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs” who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar….”
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
“Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”
The preacher put one finger of one hand on Leroy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a “blue streak” for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
“Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy answered, ” I don’t know. It ain’t ’til Thursday.”
Quotes n’ Stuff ……
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Sign spotted on a pasture today: “The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.”
These two old men were laying in the hospital waiting to die. One of the men ask the other if he thought they played baseball in heaven. Well Jimmy said, “if I get to heaven before you, I will text you and let you know.”
Later that night Jimmy passed away. It was later that week that Tuffy received a text from Jimmy. Jimmy was informing him that they in fact do play baseball in heaven. Well, Tuffy looked a little puzzled when he read further on down, that he was schedule to pitch on Wednesday!
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