Just a few jokes 1/2/2017

Written by chuck on January 1, 2017 – 10:30 pm -

Thought I would get a jump on the New Year’s resolution. Today marks my third week without a drop of wine or alcohol of any kind, running 5-10 miles each day and meditating before breakfast. I’ve stopped eating meat, cheese, bread, cake or anything sweetened. The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great, look great and my whole outlook is more positive. I plan to make this my new lifestyle; zero alcohol, eating a healthy diet that is completely vegan, gluten-free and sugar-free, and above all else, working out for two hours every day!
I don’t know whose status this is, but it said to copy and paste…

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A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course, the waitresses were young, good looking, showed lots of cleavage and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had man…y televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before


ATTENTION: A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn’t realize last year when he bought them, it… was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place…It’s at St Paul’s Church, in Canton at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she’s 5’4″, about 115 lbs, good cook too…..She’ll be the one in the white dress


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“Of the clock”

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Chuck


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2 Responses to “Just a few jokes 1/2/2017”

  1. By BliXemSA on Jan 2, 2017 11:34 am | Reply

    I see it….

  2. By chuck on Jan 28, 2017 10:10 am | Reply

    :)

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