Most UPSET Reactions to Donald Trump Winning Election Against Hillary

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New E-mail address change

Written by chuck on December 30, 2016 – 10:00 am -

chuck@ourlighterside.com is no longer a good address. Too much spam.

Add a b after the k

chuckb at ourlighterside.com is the new address for questions about the site.

This is still the correct address to send jokes to: ols at ourlighterside.com

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A city runs by liberals

Written by chuck on December 30, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Tori Richards Fox News

San Francisco grapples with growing crime, blight after years of liberal policies!

SFrancisco is earning a growing reputation for more than just its unmatched tech sector – for critics, the city stands as a profound example of the damage ultra-liberal policies can do. 

After 20 years of envelope-pushing changes to grow government and ease law enforcement, the once-shining City by the Bay has turned into a place where:
Property crime runs amok.

An online map is needed to track human feces on city streets
Discarded syringes are common sightings

Public urination is so widespread it has damaged subway elevators and escalators, building walls and power poles

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Just a few jokes 12/30/2016

Written by chuck on December 29, 2016 – 10:30 pm -


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61 shot, 11 fatally, over Christmas weekend

Written by chuck on December 29, 2016 – 7:36 am -

Chicago Tribune Peter Nickeas, Megan Crepeau, Katherine Rosenberg-Douglas

CHICAGO — Seventeen people have been wounded in shootings in Chicago since Monday morning, including a 14-year-old girl in critical condition after a shooting in Gresham.

She was among 61 people shot since Christmas weekend began on Friday afternoon, according to data kept by the Tribune.
The 14-year-old was with a 13-year-old girl and a 2-year-old boy in a van outside Leland Giants Park just after 11:30 p.m. The 13-year-old’s father had just left the van to speak with someone in a nearby house when two people came up and fired shots into the vehicle, police said.
The 14-year-old was shot in the back and went to Comer Children’s Hospital in critical condition. The 13-year-old was grazed in the arm and taken to Saint Bernard Hospital in good condition. The 2-year-old was unharmed, police said.
Eleven of the 60 people shot over the weekend died from their wounds. More than a dozen others were listed in serious or critical condition.

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10 Things You Didn’t Know Your Microwave Could Do!

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Just a few jokes 12/29/2016

Written by chuck on December 28, 2016 – 10:30 pm -


A pastor went over to an elderly member’s house to see how she was doing. Seated on the sofa and very hungry, he spotted on the coffee table a bowl of almonds. A little timid, he asked, “Do you mind if I have one?” The woman was quite reluctant but said, “No, go ahead.” An hour later, he was in disbelief that he had finished off the whole bowl! “Oh I’m so sorry about all the almonds!” he said as he stood to leave. “Oh, don’t worry about it. All I can do is suck the chocolate off since I lost all of my teeth.”


His name was Bubba, he was from Texas … And he needed a loan, So…
He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan
Officer. He told the loan of…ficer that he was going to Paris for an
International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000, and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was
parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh
at the Redneck from the Texas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank’s private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest of 23.07. The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumni from Texas A & M, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The good ‘ole boy replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?”
His name was BUBBA…. Keep an eye on those Texas boys!
Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid !!!


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.”

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”


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Just a few jokes 12/28/2016

Written by chuck on December 28, 2016 – 7:46 am -

A woman was walking down the street in Marietta, Georgia, when she saw a Christmas window display that really caught her eye: It was a typical nativity display in all ways except that the three wise men were wearing firefighter’s hats. Intrigued, the woman went into the store and asked the manager why the Magi were dressed as firefighters, to which the manager replied, “Well, ma’am, everyone knows that they came from afar!”

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass ?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“We have to eat grass.”

“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,
” the lawyer said.

“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there eating grass under that tree.”

“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated,
“You may come with us, also.”

The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
“But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!”

“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high.”

Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing
as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Congress — over 300 Lawyers!!!



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10 Awesome Vinegar Life Hacks you should know

Written by chuck on December 28, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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7 Salt Life Hacks You Should Know

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