OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 11/1/2016

Written by chuck on October 31, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Hmmm…If dentists make their money from looking after our unhealthy teeth, then why would I trust a toothpaste 4 out of 5 of them recommend?

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Publix Supermarkets….WHERE SHOPPING IS A PLEASURE!

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Just a few jokes 10/31/2016

Written by chuck on October 30, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Tired of political cartoons? Not much longer and they will be history. “)


What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it’s diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

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I just don’t understand some people. We went to a restaurant last week and there was a sign that read, “Please wait for hostess to be seated”. She took us to a table, we ordered our food and waited and waited, but the hostess never sat down. We finally ate before our food got too cold, and when we left, she was still not seated. Seems so rude to me.


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Physics Made Simple
 
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299.8 mm/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
 
However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed, you can easily accomplish the same result by voting Democrat in the Nov. 8, 2016, election.
 
I am an American and I approve this message.


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The reason there are so many problems between men and women is that they have such different views of sex and relationships.

Women want a relationship without the complication of unnecessary sex.

Men want sex without the complication of an unnecessary relationship.


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FACTS about Trump

Written by chuck on October 30, 2016 – 8:42 am -

STAY POSITIVE

See The Five Facts That JUST MIGHT Prove Trump Is ACTUALLY Beating Hillary!

Let’s take a look at the facts that the media completely ignores or covers up. Instead, they have been giving Clinton the lead despite the fact that she can’t get anyone to even show up to her rallies.

FACT #1: Trump has nearly three times the amount of followers on Facebook.
Trump: 12,174,358 likes.
Clinton: 4,385,959 likes.

Look what Trump’s live stream videos do when compared to Hillary’s.
Trump Live Stream Post — 21 hours ago: 135,000 likes, 18,167 shares, 1.5 million views
Clinton Live Stream Post — 25 hours ago: 9,000 likes, 0 shares, 121,000 views

That does not look good at all for her!

Fact #2: Trump has 18.6 million twitter followers.
Hillary Clinton has only 6.1 million.
The best part is that most of Hillary’s are actually fake. According to The Washington Examiner, 41 percent of Hillary’s “followers” are not even real people.
In contrast, The Daily Caller says that Trump’s followers are 90% real with 90% of them having a previous voting record.

Fact #3: Trump averages 160k viewers per live stream.
Clinton averages 400 viewers per live stream.
Wow. That is bad. Trump also gets 5,000 percent more eyeballs focused on the screen than Clinton. Yep. She really is that boring to the folks.

Fact #4: Instagram.
Trump has 6.2 million followers.
Clinton has 800,000 followers.
Instagram is a platform with mostly all pictures and not much substance – exactly what Hillary supporters love. And still she does very poorly in this medium.

Fact #5: On Reddit.
Trump: 297,696 subscribers
Clinton: 21,429 subscribers

But on Hillary for Prison: she gets 255,228 subscribers.
Trump has more subscribers than Clinton on every major social media outlet but what is even funnier is that there are nearly 3 times as many people subscribed to “Hillary for Prison” than there are subscribed to the Clinton page.

The best part is that the DNC’s leaked emails from WikiLeaks have proven that Clinton pays people to support her online. Trump supporters on the other hand willingly actually like and follow him on Social media.

Trump actually has the support of the people. He is going to win this election come November no matter what the mainstream media would like you to believe.

Right now, every single patriot needs to share this article with friends and relatives. We need to fight these rigged polls that seem to come out every day. Hillary Clinton has a big bag of tricks and is trying to trick the American public into voting for her. Let’s show America the truth.

Can we share this e-mail with at least 10 friends. We have to fight against the mainstream media and their attempts to steal the election away from Trump.


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HALLOWEEN Horror Movie COMPILATION with Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Written by chuck on October 30, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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Hillary Lying

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A 20-year-old woman is set to auction off her ‘virginity’ to help her family

Written by chuck on October 28, 2016 – 6:00 am -

NEVADA – A 20-year-old woman is set to auction off her ‘virginity’ to help her family with their financial issues.

Katherine Stone’s home in Seattle was destroyed by a fire, so she began looking for options to help her family out. That’s when she stumbled upon an ad that featured legal brothels.

“People say you are supposed to do it for love,” Stone told CNN. “But if you think about it, I am doing it because I love my family.”

Prostitution is illegal in every state except Nevada. There are currently 19 brothels operating in Nevada.
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Just a few jokes 10/28/2016

Written by chuck on October 27, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Remember, I ordered another CPU and it was defective when I got it. So a lot of my “R” rated photos are on the “D” and I can’t hook it too my laptop.

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Why They Won’t Make Jokes About Hillary Clinton

Written by chuck on October 27, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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Just a few jokes 10/27/2016

Written by chuck on October 26, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

How I learned to mind my own business. I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on….. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting ’14….14….14’…

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Seeking a weekend break from his campaign rallies; Donald Trump jetted to his yacht, which was docked off the coast of Italy. He invited Pope
Francis and the press corps on board for Saturday afternoon cruise.

It was a rather windy day. The Pope’s little hat, his zucchetto, was blown from his head and into the water.

A crewman began lowering a boat to retrieve the zucchetto. Trump told the crewman not to bother. Trump climbed down the yacht’s ladder;
walked across the waves, picked up the zucchetto; walked back to the yacht and handed it to the Pope. The Pope and the press corps were
amazed!

Donald Trump could actually walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event to the rest of the world.

The next morning the New York Times headline read . . . .

DONALD TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.

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Use a potato to light up your room.


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Use A Potato To Keep Your Room Lit

Written by chuck on October 25, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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