OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 8/1/2016

Written by chuck on July 31, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems

A Tip from an Old Man …..

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.

That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, “Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air

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A Tip from an Old Man …..

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When you see a  woman .. . …

And want  her badly . . .

Please consider the  following . … .

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I’ve completely forgotten where I was going with this…

That happens when you get older.

Sorry for wasting your time! 

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busy later

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Another funny / sad Water’s video.

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Luke Aikins 25,000 Ft Jump without a parachute stunt

Written by chuck on July 31, 2016 – 9:27 am -


Coming soon air lines will drop
folks out over their city of choice.
This will speed up service!

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Parents discuss this with your kids!

Written by chuck on July 31, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Pokemon GO Abduction (Social Experiment)

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I Think My Dog’s a Democrat

Written by chuck on July 30, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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Costello and Abbott discussing unemployment

Written by chuck on July 30, 2016 – 2:33 pm -

COSTELLO : I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT : Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO : That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT : No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO : You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT : 5.6% Unemployed.

COSTELLO : Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT : No, that’s 23%.

COSTELLO : Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT : No, that’s 5.6%.

COSTELLO : WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT : 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.

COSTELLO : If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT : No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO : BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT : No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO : What point?
ABBOTT : Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO : To whom?
ABBOTT : The unemployed.

COSTELLO : But ALL of them are out of work.
ABBOTT : No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO : So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT : Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO : The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTT : Absolutely it goes down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.

COSTELLO : Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT : Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO : Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT : Correct.

COSTELLO : And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT : Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Democrat.

COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like Hillary.

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Another funny / sad Water’s video.

Written by chuck on July 29, 2016 – 6:00 am -

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Raw Video: Policeman Vs. Kitty

Written by chuck on July 28, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Cats are really adorable creatures. Every cat owner surely knows how much the cats love to snuggle. But they also know that it can happen at the strangest of times. When you least expect it, your little fur ball will come and shower his/her love towards you. That’s exactly what happened to this police officer in the video below.

Near an old farm in Texas, a police office, Officer Keith Urban was ambushed by an adorable black cat. During a traffic stop, Officer Keith was busy with his work when suddenly this cat came running towards him and started hugging and snuggling him. Even though Officer Keith paid little attention to him, this cat didn’t stop from showering his love to his new human friend.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 7/28/2016

Written by chuck on July 27, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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After 8 years of retirement, I have decided to rejoin the work force.
However, I will only work on the days when mattresses AREN’T on sale.

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remember that ex we though we would never get over

sex wife in the car

look what i found white girl

afraid of a mouse

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Just a few more jokes

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Send Jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Zapata Industries — The Future of Jet Powered Flight

Written by chuck on July 27, 2016 – 2:52 pm -

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Just a few jokes 7/27/2016

Written by chuck on July 27, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Once a Marine, always a Marine!

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, “Honey, do you remember this?”
He looked up from his newspaper and said; “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”
She said, “Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”
He nodded and said “Yes dear, I said: ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out’.”
She giggled and said, “That’s exactly what you said.  So now it’s fifty years later, and I’m in the same negligee. What do you have to say now?”
He looked her up and down and said, “Mission Accomplished.”
{He never heard the shot.}


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First the Apple

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn’t break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too!

Men will never learn!


text back

I went to a Pub last night and saw a Big woman dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.” The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?” I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
 
Cost me 6 more stitches. But when you are over seventy….who cares?


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*How to TALK *

Talk to *Mother* _lovingly_ ,
Talk to *Father* _respectfully ,_
Talk to *Brothers* _heartfully _,
Talk to *Sisters* _affectionately ,_
Talk to *Children* _enthusiastically ,_
Talk to *Relatives* _empathetically ,_
Talk to *Friends* _jovially ,_
Talk to *Officials* _politely ,_
Talk to *Vendors* _strictly ,_
Talk to *Customers* _honestly ,_
Talk to *Workers* _courteously ,_
Talk to *Politicians* _carefully _,
Talk to *GOD* _silently,_ …

Talk to * WIFE*   ~no no~  ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

No other OPTION !!


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English Language
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1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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