OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 6/1/2016

Written by chuck on May 31, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

Long Hot Summer Starting

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A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

As received from our Canadian correspondent: 

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As received from our Canadian correspondent: 

CURRENCY NEWS FROM CANADA…..

The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced
they are going to remove the polar bear from the $2 coin
in view of its demise due to global warming!

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At the height of political correctness, they
will replace it with two gay deer.

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/31/2016

Written by chuck on May 30, 2016 – 10:30 pm -

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I was going to surprise my wife with breakfast in bed but the fire trucks woke her up.

This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa

Schnauzer could hardly hear…

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Lady has no idea but Business Law is her Major!

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Not a word spoken and none is needed.

Written by chuck on May 30, 2016 – 6:00 am -

Food City is a Southern grocery store chain with headquarter in Bristol, Tennessee. This is their one-minute commercial.

Not a word spoken and none is needed.

Very few commercials deserve to go viral.

This one does.


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Just a few jokes 5/30/2016 Happy Memorial Day

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 10:35 pm -

On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his. Nonplussed, the butcher didn’t know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could – he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, “I’ll be 16 tomorrow.”

“I know,” said the butcher with a smile, “I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face.”

When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

The woman nodded and said, “Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!”


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I can foresee this:
Me: “Doctor, my right hip is really hurting in the joint.”
Doctor: “Just the right hip?”
Me: “Yes. Do you think I’m going to need a hip transplant?”
Doctor: “Nah. Do you drink?”
Me: “Not really. The occasional glass of red wine. But back in the day, I hit the beer keg pretty hard.”
Doctor: “So you usually drank draft beer?”
Me: “Yeah, pretty much.”
Doctor: “Well, that’s your problem! Arthritis from scraping wet change off the bar and putting it in your right side pocket.”
Who knew?


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Bert, 85, marries Sylvia, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Sylvia decides that after their wedding she and Bert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Sylvia prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Bert, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Bert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Sylvia hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Bert. Again he is ready for more ‘action.’ Somewhat surprised, Sylvia consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Bert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but – aha, you guessed it – Bert is back again, rapping on the door and as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. And, once more, they enjoy each other.

But as Bert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with men less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bert.”

Bert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Sylvia and says: “You mean I was here already?”


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Eye Test For Food Inspectors

The School of Psychology, Harvard University, conducted a survey called “What really do you see?” People were asked to focus their attention on a simple picture and then asked if they had noticed  anything odd.

Now you have the chance to take part in this survey.

Study the picture for about a minute; then identify what you see that is HORRENDOUS.

Results of the survey:

1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the bosom.

2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.


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This is a very funny video. Short, but funny.


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There is a mouse on the top left doughnut! :)


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE “R” Rated 5/30/2016

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 10:30 pm -


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I’m not judgmental,so when I see a person driving slow in the fast lane, I never assume what gender she is.

A police officer, though scheduled for night duty at the station

There was this man who was in a horrible accident

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A police officer, though scheduled for night duty at the station, happened to knock off early because it was quiet. He arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said “Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night chemist down the street and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache”. “Certainly, honey” he said.  Feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked to the chemist.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise. “Say… I know you… aren’t you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?” “Yeah, so?” said the officer. “Well, why are you all dressed up like a Fireman?”

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There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this unusual handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realised that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy said “Now that you mention it, you have no ears”. The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy also noticed “Yes, you have no ears”. The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked “Do you notice anything unusual about me?” The guy replied “Yeah, you are wearing contact lenses”.

Surprised, the man then asked “Wow! That’s quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?” The guy answered “Easy. You can’t wear eye glasses. You don’t have any fucking ears!”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Send Jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Most minions have not idea what Memorial Day is about.

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 3:02 pm -

Many Americans don’t even know the meaning of Memorial Day, and some don’t even care! Have a look. Mark Dice talks with beach goers in San Diego about this important holiday.


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Homemade AC – The “Copper Coil” Air Cooler!

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 12:24 pm -



UPDATE: Do not waste your time or money, this does NOT work!


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Lady has no idea but Business Law is her Major!

Written by chuck on May 29, 2016 – 6:00 am -


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Written by chuck on May 28, 2016 – 6:00 am -


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I may start watching local weather on TV

Written by chuck on May 27, 2016 – 6:59 am -


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