OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2015

Written by chuck on October 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it’s diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

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What KLM Does With Lost Items

Eggplant

An 18 year-old girl from tells her mum that she has missed her period for two months.

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A school teacher asks her class “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies “An eggplant”. “No Johnny” says the teacher “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you?” “No miss” Says Johnny “Have you never been hit in the balls with an eggplant?”

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An 18 year-old girl from tells her mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each”.

“However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?”

At this point, the girl’s father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again!”
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2015

Written by chuck on October 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 

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If you have kids, this is a must see video.

BEDROOM GOLF

Texas  Sex

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BEDROOM GOLF

1.       The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2.       Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin.

3.       Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out.

4.       For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.  The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence.

5.       Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length so as to avoid damage to the course.

6.       The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible, until the course owner is satisfied.

7.       Players are cautioned to play the correct hole as indicated by the course owner.

8.       It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course.  Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.

9.       Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played recently to the owner of the course presently being played.

10.     If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, player is advised to find alternate means of play.

11.     It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times in one match.

12.     Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player.

13.     It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players, or even that you have played the course.

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 “Texas  sex”

Two Texans were out on  the range talking about their cavorted sex positions.

One said, ”  think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”

I don’t think I have  ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is it  ?

Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you  mount her from behind.

Then you reach around and  cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,  These  feel just like your sister’s.

Then you try and stay on for 8  seconds.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/28/2015

Written by chuck on October 27, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Dance like no one is watching. Because they are not, they are busy looking at their phone.

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Very interesting video. Immigration, World Poverty and Gumballs

Men, if you are thinking about getting married, please read this.

After working for years, a hooker finally retired

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Men, if you are thinking about getting married, please read this.

Among Golfing

Buddies This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at6:30, after golf. His wife
screams her head off while his friend sitsopen mouthed and listens to the tirade. “My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, thedishes aren’t done.

Can’t you see I’m still in my f****** pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring himhome unannounced you stupid idiot?” “Because he’s thinking of getting married…”

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Male Virgin…….

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. 

She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age.  She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was at least 60 years old.  She finally narrowed her choice down to an Australian computer programmer.?

After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie.  When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it over in one corner. 

Thinking this was rather kinky, she said, “I thought you had never been with a woman.”

He replied, “That’s right, but if it’s anything like fucking a kangaroo, we’re going to need all the room we can get!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/27/2015

Written by chuck on October 26, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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I’ve just been watching some women’s beach volley ball and there’s been a wrist injury, I should be ok by tomorrow tho…

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Moms work their buns off all day and yet somehow nothing is done at the end of the day…this is why.

Nice Boobs

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/26/2015

Written by chuck on October 25, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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it is only october

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This is a very cute 22 second video.

Worse than texting..

Cartoons

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/23/2015

Written by chuck on October 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Did you miss this two minute video?


Summer is over time to change the air in your tires to winter air.

The difference between Oo and oO

Election commentary

One day many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Happy Halloween

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The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a
second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and
try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court
Monday.

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it?”

“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:  O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the
small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” says the judge.

Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I used a similar diagram, I drew two circles like this:  o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before
prison’………………”

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One day many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:”Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“It’s John and I’m okay thanks,” I replied.

“John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . and I was very, very, weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth: “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.” “So I best go
now.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a pretty smile: “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

“Probably still under the cart……”
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/22/2015

Written by chuck on October 21, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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How to get to Mars!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/21/2015

Written by chuck on October 20, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

How do you miss this on a preflight!!!

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I’ll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.

Blonde at the tennis court.

Breakfast most important meal of the day

Short dress and period do not mix.

A place to stick a dick

Why I failed third grade

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/20/2015

Written by chuck on October 18, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Pro-gas-ti-na-tion… Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas price might actually go down

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How a man should help his wife.

Dildo selfie stick

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the dildo selfie stick

Some things are just inevitable – like death, or the continuing success of The Fast and Furious franchise. Another thing that was bound to happen was the “dildo selfie stick”, a rancid morph of two extremely popular objects, found by Pedestrian (http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/the-dildo-selfie-stick-no-one-asked-for-is-here/915b568b-0c0a-4e12-8fe1-f8a736dcd855.htm). What this means is that all those selfies that you (probably haven’t) been taking – the ones at the point of climax – just got a whole lot easier.

This is a variation on an already existing product – the “sex selfie stick”, a vibrator that allows you to film the inside of your body while you masturbate and allows an interior, up and close and extremely personal view of an orgasm. The dildo selfie stick is easier to understand; I don’t know about you but I have absolutely zero interest in someone FaceTiming me what looks like panicked keyhole surgery going wrong.

So how did they invent this crucial piece of kit? I don’t want to take away any business from the (quite possibly fictional) business that has invented these, but I’d wager that dildo selfies sticks are pretty easy to DIY. Still, it appears to be going down well with the consumer market – the two user comments on the promo video are a smiley face emoticon and “this is literally invention of the year”.

Given that selfies are causing more and more deaths as time goes by, please be careful if you ever use one. You could actually perish of embarrassment if someone walks in while you’re orgasming and using a selfie stick.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/19/2015

Written by chuck on October 18, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
I am one of the victims…
My girlfriend’s husband lost his job & is always at home now !!!

This is serious crap, Walmart will not let ladies try on tampons and pads.

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Well damn, Walmart will not let customers try on tampons and pads.

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Cleavage overrated???

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Part 1
The question of the day……
Is cleavage overrated?…
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