OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/1/2015

Written by chuck on September 30, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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I went for a run this morning but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something… I forgot that I’m fat and I can’t run for more than 2 minutes.

A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin

CONFUSING PLAN!!!

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A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them:

“Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”

She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?!!”

  A new term for certain jokes known as “Lesbionics”

  1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
           A licker cabinet
  2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
         A Klondyke?

  3. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe??
       Fur Traders.

 4. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers??
         Well Hung

  5. What do you call lesbian twins?
          Lick-a-likes.

  6. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
     One’s a snack cracker; the other’s a crack snacker. And last but not least…

  7. What do you have when you’ve got 50 lesbians and 50 govt workers?
  100 people that don’t do Dick.?

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CONFUSING PLAN!!!

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.

The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?”

The blonde sighed and replied, “Yeah, yeah, I remember…”The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.
Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, “Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!” The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car… and waited… and waited… and waited… and waited.

After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank’s doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it.

A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving.

The security guard yelled, “Stop! Stop!” while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with the rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, “What the hell happened in there?!?”
The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, “What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!”

The brunette paused and yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”
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Nice new car-Look at the Car!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/30/2015

Written by chuck on September 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Just a few funny jokes

Rubber Cock

Johnny : I got into bed last night and my wife gave me oral relief.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/29/2015

Written by chuck on September 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Deep down, he’s still one of us!!!
pope

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Very short and funny video but also very SERIOUS: Don’t buy stuff you can’t afford

Wine Expert

Nymphomaniac

Prostitute

Cougar Ladies

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/28/2015

Written by chuck on September 27, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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Ferrari Shell Commercial High Quality

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Football fans must see: Midland Lee Kicker Nails Referee, Ball Still Goes In

Four guys were at deer camp

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.

Eye Candy

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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said. The other two couldn’t believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.”

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1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind.

2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realized he had made it home safely. 

3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.

4. A boy asks his granny, ‘Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?’ Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?

5. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, ‘What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body? ‘Hubby looks her up and down and replies, ‘Your sense of humor! 

6. The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

7. I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. 

8. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.

9. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Screw it, soldier on!”

10. I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30. 

11. Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. 

12. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her, “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!” 

13. My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, “I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!” “Oh,” I replied, “so now you want me to stay!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/25/2015

Written by chuck on September 25, 2015 – 5:10 am -

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An old wise Chinese man once said
“Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger”.


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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/24/2015

Written by chuck on September 23, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, “Do you live around here often?” She said, “You’re wearing two different colored socks.” I said, “Yes, but to me they’re the same because I go by thickness.”

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Liberal Facts

Up Skirt

Sexy stuff

Perfect Killer Babes
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/23/2015

Written by chuck on September 22, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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WHEN YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT
ALL HER FRIENDS RUB HER BELLY AND SAY “CONGRATULATIONS !”
…BUT NOBODY RUBS YOUR PENIS AND SAYS “GOOD JOB”

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Men, Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are not strong enough to keep an erection after seeing this!

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.

I have a new neighbour!

Crab fishing

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/22/2015

Written by chuck on September 21, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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A woman is in bed with her lover

A drunk walks out of a bar

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/21/2015

Written by chuck on September 20, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

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Why You Should NEVER Hire a Muslim – Pat Condell

The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.

Jokes

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/18/2015

Written by chuck on September 17, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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get the fuck off of the tractor


Your mind needs exercise just like your body does….That’s why I think about jogging everyday.

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Door knocking is so last century

It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath

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