Cats stealing dog food!

Written by chuck on January 31, 2015 – 3:00 pm -

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Slingshot

Written by chuck on January 31, 2015 – 10:55 am -

This is graphic and has blood being shed in it…. and it is very funny!

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Click here. A blog reader send this to me. The above maybe fake.

Thanks Honie!

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A blog reader had his letter printed in the paper.

Written by chuck on January 31, 2015 – 9:24 am -

I must say I agree with Curtis 100%

Dear Editor:

What is the big deal with the flap between Obama’s white house and the United States House of Representatives over Speaker of the House John Boehner’s invitation to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address the House of Representatives this coming March?

The white house and Obama’s staff are complaining that they weren’t consulted beforehand, breached protocol, or were left in the dark, or any of a number of other silly complaints strike me as petty, ridiculous, and supercilious.

Also, Obama’s refusal, so far, to agree to meet with Prime Minister Netanyahu during his coming visit simply bespeaks of Obama’s Muslim sympathies and his inherent dislike of the Jewish people in general.

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Investment by the Wife and a few jokes!

Written by chuck on January 31, 2015 – 7:56 am -

We had a power outage at our house this morning and the deskto;, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad, and my new surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat, and to top it off, it was raining outside so I couldn’t play golf.

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.

She seems like a nice person.

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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece; but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:”Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”

DON’T LAUGH…… HE WON!!

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Early one morning an elderly, retired Marine yelled to his wife: 

“Honey, come see what I created!  It’s an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama presidency.”

She yelled back:  “Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast !” 

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Investment by the Wife


The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good
news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?c

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this
week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!
You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. 

I described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk,
About 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
Avoided slipping into a rushing stream.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes
I trampled down loads of thick high grass
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers, ate one deluxe hamburger with bacon, onions, cheese and a bucket of onion rings”.
Then I took a mighty long pee.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

“No,” I replied, “just a crappy golfer”.

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Aging can be funny……..

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/30/2015

Written by chuck on January 29, 2015 – 10:30 pm -

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Sometimes, by holding on too tight, we lose the very thing we want to keep. Soap is a prime example.

Used pussy

Can a good Muslim be a good American or a good Canadian?

Laundry Day

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Tolerance

Written by chuck on January 29, 2015 – 8:35 am -

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario,says:

“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”

“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy,” and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot.”
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs.”

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.”, and on the other side a liquor store called “Morehammered.”
“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.” Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.”
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point… It is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!

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Ladies: how to Mask Dark Under Eye Circles

Written by chuck on January 29, 2015 – 8:14 am -

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/29/2015

Written by chuck on January 28, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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I was planning to get a flu shot until I found out it isn’t a kind of drink….

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

Tits for Tots

Everybody poops. But here are 9 surprising facts about feces you may not know.

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Everybody poops. But here are 9 surprising facts about feces you may not know.

Written by chuck on January 28, 2015 – 3:19 pm -

Updated by Joseph Stromberg

But that doesn’t mean everybody’s aware of all there is to know about it.

Poop is not just a laughing matter. The scientists and doctors who study feces have found that it’s the byproduct of a diverse community of bacteria in your gut that impacts your health in all sorts of ways. Paying closer attention to your stool can tell you about the condition of these vital bacteria — and your overall health.

With that in mind, I spoke to Robynne Chutkan, a gastroenterologist at Georgetown Hospital and the author of Gutbliss and the forthcoming The Microbiome Solution: a pair of books about the gastrointestinal tract, the microbes that live in it, and the stool that comes out of it.

Here are some facts about poop you might like to know.

Poop is mostly bacteria — not old food

It’s tempting to think of feces as simply the used-up remains of the food you ate — the stuff that makes it through after digestion.

In reality, this stuff is present, but 50 to 80 percent of your poop (excluding water) is actually bacteria that had been living in your intestines and was then ejected as food passed through. Many of the bacteria in poop are still alive, but some are dead — carcasses of species that bloomed as they fed on the indigestible plant matter you consumed, then died shortly afterward.

But it’s not all bacteria. Your poop also includes some of this indigestible plant matter — like the cellulose in vegetables — with the exact proportions dependent on your diet. Your poop also contains small amounts of your own tissue: intestinal lining cells that were sloughed off during digestion. And, of course, there’s water.

2) Poop is brown because of dead red blood cells and bile

Your feces’ color is the result of a chemical called stercobilin. That chemical ends up in your poop in two ways: it is byproduct of the hemoglobin in broken-down red blood cells, and it also comes from bile, the fluid secreted into your intestines to help digest fat.

Chutkan says that in a person with an optimally-functioning digestive system, “the ideal stool is a deep chocolatey color — like melted chocolate.”

Without stercobilin present, poop would be a pale grey or whitish color. We know this because people who have liver disease or clogged bile ducts (causing little or no bile to get to their intestines) have light-colored feces, a condition known as acholic stool.

Other colors of poop can be a sign of other conditions. Yellow stool can be the result of a parasitic infection, or pancreatic cancer. Black or dark red poop can be an indication of bleeding in the upper GI tract — or of eating beets. Green feces can also be the sign of an infection. If your poop is blue, it’s probably just because of blue food coloring.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/28/2015

Written by chuck on January 27, 2015 – 10:30 pm -


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Clint Eastwood’s reaction to Michael Moore’s comment that snipers are cowards:

“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common, we both appreciate living in a country where there’s free expression… But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera – I’ll kill you”

Dental Negotiation

Be my  Valentine or else!”

Ass Clapping
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