OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/1/2014

Written by chuck on August 31, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


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I would rather go to Dollar General, you do not have to dress up for Dollar General like you do if you go to Wal Mart.

At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh.

Please view this video if you use a debit card.

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iPhone ATM PIN code hack- HOW TO PREVENT

Written by chuck on August 30, 2014 – 6:23 pm -

This is a new way for bad guys to steal your ATM pin code using an iPhone without you noticing at all BUT there is a really simple way to prevent it from happening.


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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

Written by chuck on August 30, 2014 – 11:35 am -

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double? ‘What’s that? I asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’ We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, tonight’s you’re lucky night.’

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake?


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Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Valdimir Putin all die and go to hell

Written by chuck on August 30, 2014 – 7:22 am -

Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Valdimir Putin all die and go to hell, While there they spy a red phone and ask what the phone was for.

The Devil tells them its for calling back to earth. Putin ask the devil to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 1 million dollars, So Putin writes him a check.

Next Castro calls Cuba and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that his bill is 6 million dollars, So Castro writes him a check.

Finally Bill Clinton gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the Devil informed him there was no charge for the call and he could call the USA anytime.

When Putin and Castro hear this they go ballistic and ask the Devil why Clinton got to call the USA for free. The Devil replied ” Since Obama became President of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so its a local call”.


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A Florida stripper hung up on a cop

Written by chuck on August 30, 2014 – 2:00 am -

Seems stripping is more important than finding her missing daughter!

BY Sasha Goldstein

A Florida stripper hung up on a cop who called to help find the woman’s missing young daughter because the stripper had to get up onstage at the jiggle joint, police said.

Bobbey Jo Boucher, 29, was too busy working to find the 10-year-old, leading to an obstruction charge, police in Pasco County said in documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The young girl was last seen Wednesday evening when Boucher dropped her off at a barbecue on her way to work at Calendar Girls in Hudson. The child was meant to come home after the dinner, but hadn’t been seen for four hours, the girl’s grandmother told police.

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Not one report of whites acting like animals …

Written by chuck on August 29, 2014 – 4:00 pm -

Not one report of whites acting like animals; looting, shooting and burning up buildings.

Does anyone remember Detective Melvin Santiago? He was a Jersey City police officer who was shot to death just a month ago, on July 13th. Santiago was white. His killer, Lawrence Campbell, was black. Does anyone recall Obama appearing before national television and calling for justice for Officer Santiagos family? Does anyone recall Eric Holder rushing to Jersey City to see that justice was done?

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How about Officer Jeffrey Westerfield. He was a Gary, Indiana police officer who was shot to death last month on July 6th. Westerfield was white. His killer, Carl LeEllis Blount, Jr. was black. Where was Obama? Where was Holder?

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Or Officer Perry Renn? He was an Indianapolis, Indiana police officer who was shot to death just last month on July 5th, the day before Officer Westerfield was killed. Officer Renn was white. His killer, Major Davis, was black. I don’t recall any mention by Obama about the untimely death of Officer Renn. And, I doubt that Eric Holder rushed to Indianapolis to make sure justice was done. Or, maybe I just missed it.

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Vermillion Parish Deputy Sheriff Allen Bares was gunned down by two men just last June 23rd in Louisiana. Deputy Bares was white. His two killers, Quintlan Richard and Baylon Taylor, were black. Was Obama outraged? Did Eric Holder rush to Louisiana to make sure that the family of Deputy Bares found justice?

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Detective Charles Dinwiddie of the Killeen (Texas) Police Department was murdered by Marvin Lewis Guy, a black male. Officer Dinwiddie was white. This happened on May 11th, just over two months ago. I don’t even recall seeing anything about that on the news. Certainly, the white citizens in Killeen didn’t take to the streets to loot and burn businesses. Again, I don’t recall any mention by Obama or Holder.

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Officer Kevin Jordan of the Griffin, Georgia Police Department. He was gunned down just two months ago on May 31st. Officer Jordan was black. His killer, Michael Bowman, was white. This was a white man murdering a black police officer. Where was Jesse Jackson? Where was “The Reverend” Al Sharpton? Was there looting and burning on the streets of Griffin, Georgia? No. In fact, I don’t recall hearing about this one in the news, as well. Why? You can draw your own conclusions.

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Canadian Police Chase

Written by chuck on August 29, 2014 – 9:02 am -


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4 “G” Rated Jokes & Funny Video

Written by chuck on August 29, 2014 – 8:55 am -

Well, the last joke could be rated PG! :biggrin

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner at 5:30pm, unannounced, after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?”

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”

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THE IRS INQUIRY

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.

Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.

IRS AUDITOR: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.

Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know”?

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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double? ‘What’s that? I asked. ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’ We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘tonight’s you’re lucky night.’ We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom…you still awake?

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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”

No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

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Canadian Police Chase


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/29/2014

Written by chuck on August 28, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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Cat Dance ols 8-28-14


The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Cool Jokes

India went wireless 300 years ago.

Ladies, when I say you will never look at Mr. Clean like you have before, I mean it. Next time you are in a store and see a bottle of Mr. Clean you WILL smile.

Eye Candy Need a few good pointers?
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Controversial Mr Clean Ad

Written by chuck on August 28, 2014 – 8:04 am -

Ladies, when I say you will never look at Mr. Clean like you have before, I mean it. Next time you are in a store and see a bottle of Mr. Clean you WILL smile.


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