OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/30/2014

Written by chuck on July 29, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

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PORNOGRAPHY OF LIFE

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks.

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PORNOGRAPHY OF LIFE

Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it’s gone forever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start,  You can’t stop!

An Exam paper is like a Dick: When it’s hard, People get fucked!

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hard work.

Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!

 Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT’S POINTLESS !

Fuck a woman and she Loves you. Love a woman and she Fucks you!

The saddest part of a Mans’ body is his Balls.

They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!

Boy: How much Calcium is there in womens’ BREASTS?

Girl: Enough to help a Mans’ Boneless Thing to Erect!

Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence: A Pregnant Prostitute.

If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex!

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?”

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?

“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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