KIDS REACT TO OLD COMPUTERS

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/31/2014

Written by chuck on July 30, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

neck exercises


If you have more jiggle than a bucket of jello, don’t wear daisy dukes and a belly shirt…..

English Weather

Blow Job with first drink

Photo of the week

Ever seen an Aussie Circumcision?
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What Has America Become?

Written by chuck on July 30, 2014 – 1:01 pm -

What Has America Become?
The Daily Record ^ | July 2010 | Ken Huber

“Editor,

Has American become the land of the double standard?

Lets see: if we lie to the Congress, it’s a felony and if the Congress lies to us its just politics; if we dislike a black person, we’re racist and if a black person dislikes whites, its their 1st Amendment right; the government spends millions to rehabilitate criminals and they do almost nothing for the victims; in public schools you can teach that homosexuality is OK, but you better not use the word God in the process;you can kill an unborn child, but it is wrong to execute a mass murderer; we don’t burn books in America, we now rewrite them; we got rid of communist and socialist threats by renaming them progressive; we are unable to close our border with Mexico, but have no problem protecting the38th parallel in Korea; if you protest against President Obama’s policies you’re a terrorist, but if you burned an American flag or George Bush in effigy it was your 1st Amendment right.

You can have pornography on TV or the internet, but you better not put a nativity scene in a public park during Christmas; we have eliminated all criminals in America, they are now called sick people; we can use a human fetus for medical research, but it is wrong to use an animal.

We take money from those who work hard for it and give it to those who don’t want to work; we all support eh Constitution, but only when it supports our political ideology; we still have freedom of speech, but only if we are being politically correct; parenting has been replaced with Ritalin and video games; the land of opportunity is now the land of hand outs; the similarity between Hurricane Katrina and the gulf oil spill is that neither president did anything to help.

And how do we handle a major crisis today? The government appoints a committee to determine who’s at fault, then threatens them, passes a law, raises our taxes; tells us the problem is solved so they can get back to their reelection campaign.

What has happened to the land of the free and home of the brave?

-Ken Huber Tawas City, MI


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Obama is a Post Turtle

Written by chuck on July 30, 2014 – 11:37 am -

post turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, ‘Well, you know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain, “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”


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The Great Pretender

Written by chuck on July 30, 2014 – 9:13 am -

The Platters Little did the Platters know in 1955 that this song would be so popular – and so appropriate – in 2014, 59 years later.


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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Written by chuck on July 30, 2014 – 9:05 am -


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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?”
She asked.

“Hunting Flies”
He responded.

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“Oh. ! Killing any?”
She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

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Intrigued, she asked.
“How can you tell them apart?”

He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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The Platters Little did the Platters know in 1955 that this song would be so popular – and so appropriate – in 2014, 59 years later.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/1/2014

Written by chuck on July 29, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

Make an animal


If you are always following the herd don’t be surprised to see a bunch of asses.

A woman goes to her physician.

Two men are at the opposite side of the world but are thinking the exact same thing

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims

Under Boobs
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/30/2014

Written by chuck on July 29, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

see a cycle


Stay tuned… I could say something brilliant at any moment!

PORNOGRAPHY OF LIFE

10 years old sex toy removed from a woman

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks.

Sexy Eye Candy
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I Love the English Language

Written by chuck on July 29, 2014 – 11:06 am -

Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?

Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”?

And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

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How weird is that?


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RIGHT ON MAXINE!!!

Written by chuck on July 29, 2014 – 7:00 am -

Mazine makes a very good point.

maxine

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore.. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be …….. quiet, serene…. and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let’s see…… Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; Your child’s second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one ‘ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop!


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