Why you need to stay in school.

Written by chuck on January 31, 2014 – 3:40 pm -


Graphic Video. If they made this to keep kids in school, I feel they went over board.


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In case you missed the State of the Union address

Written by chuck on January 31, 2014 – 5:29 am -


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/31/2014

Written by chuck on January 30, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

Did you know? Butterflies taste with their feet.

I was out getting a tattoo.

You have got to be kidding me!

Cordless Vibrator

I die the next day!

You can’t fix stupid

Russian Winter

Never date a girl with …

Damn… just damn!

Naked Women
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“You have to be kidding me” Tow Truck Fail Original Video

Written by chuck on January 30, 2014 – 7:54 am -

Warning: one naughty word said.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/30/2014

Written by chuck on January 29, 2014 – 10:30 pm -

If we want to keep our nation’s secrets ‘SECRET’ store them where President Obama stores his college transcripts and birth certificate.

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Cleveland.

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.

Did you know what the lines on Solo Cups are used for?

What I learned from Cooking Shows.

Goodbye friends
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Obama called “war criminal” & “hypocrite of the century” in Irish Parliament

Written by chuck on January 29, 2014 – 7:18 pm -


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Why Grandfathers are different

Written by chuck on January 29, 2014 – 2:31 pm -

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy– just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel-humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.


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A lot of common sense here

Written by Ed on January 28, 2014 – 11:08 pm -

A lot of common sense here

1.. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead’s.

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

3. I live in my own little world but it’s OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”

5. I don’t do drugs ’cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.”

7. Money can’t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal”?

10. I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the
rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

16. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

17.. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace,
and he told me I have “Schiffer Brains.”

18. No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team is winning.

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always
complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

20. The length of a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

21. Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. Marriage changes passion… suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

24. Snowmen fall from Heaven un-assembled.

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom ‘s wise words: Don’t pick that up,
you don’t know where it’s been.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/29/2014

Written by chuck on January 28, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


God took a Rib from Adam and created a loudspeaker

SHERIFF EXAM

The Dog’s Duties

Things I can’t do anymore!

I love my ….

Nipples

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/28/2014

Written by chuck on January 27, 2014 – 10:30 pm -


Will it be cold at your house this week?
zzzz-1-28-14

No, I’m from Canada

My brother’s retired in-laws decided to spice-up their love life

In bed at 6 AM …

Repair Blo-Job machine!

Where do socks go?

Implants

Sexy ladies….
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