OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/1/2014

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HAPPY NEW YEAR


Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they need at home.

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What is Eurotophobia?

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A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they need at home.

Marv says “A computer” The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
Kim says “A new lawn mower” and gets a similar response.
Little Roger pops up and says “At my house we don’t need anything!”
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Roger replies, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected,
I remember my dad saying, “Well, that’s the last f**king thing we need.”

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See, you do learn new stuff reading OLS!

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Self-Defense Steps for Women

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52 Week Money Challenge

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You will have over a thousand dollars by next Christmas!

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LBJ Ordering Pants, 1964

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/31/2013

Written by chuck on December 30, 2013 – 10:30 pm -


I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away…….

Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church

I have always been fascinated by trivia

You can tell it’s bow season.  There’s always a little nip in the air.

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Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which says:?
 
        DA END ISS NEAR!
  TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
     BA’FOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!”
 
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, ‘Bridge Out?’”

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I have always been fascinated by trivia and I thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well. Where did the Texas Longhorn logo idea come from?

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I did not know this!
My duty to teach you something new every day is done.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Will you do the same haha

Written by chuck on December 30, 2013 – 7:32 pm -

Some guys learn real fast!


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WE GOTTA GET YOU A WOMAN!

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/30/2013

Written by chuck on December 29, 2013 – 10:30 pm -


The problems we face today are there
because the people who work for a living
are now outnumbered by those
who vote for a living.


HAPPY MONDAY
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One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

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One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I
have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do.
I’ve got a couple of folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you.

I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let
YOU decide who leaves.
“Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door
to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

“No,” Obama said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t
think I could do that all day long.

“The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a
sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

Obama looked at this in shock and disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah man, I
can handle this.”

“The devil smiled and said………..(This is priceless…)

“OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Santa is a Woman

Written by chuck on December 29, 2013 – 11:24 am -

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe Santa Claus is a woman.

Think about it: Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy (and a “straight’ guy at that!) could possibly pull it all off!

For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I’m convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the shopping bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, here would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen’s rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did still have reindeer, he’d also have the transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:

Men can’t pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened… having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don’t answer their mail. (But then, I’ve never had a reply from Santa….)
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowl full of jelly.”
Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.


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