OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/1/2013

Written by chuck on October 31, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

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Fact: Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches
2 to 6 years of age.

The Silver Screw

Trust

Swallowing?

Weekend fun!

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The Silver Screw

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place
was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing
they could do.
Like it or not, he was stuck with it . . . He was screwed.
All the years of growing up were real tough on him, as all who saw the screw
made fun of him. He avoided leaving his house . . . And thus, never made any
friends.
One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a monk in Tibet
who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day, he
took all of his life’s savings and bought a ticket to Nepal After several
days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The monk
knew exactly why he had come. The screwy guy was told to sleep in the
highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the
screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell
asleep.
During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window. In
the mist floated a solid silver screwdriver. In just moments, the
screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.
The next morning when the man awoke, he saw the silver screw laying on the
pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw
there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed . . . . And his butt fell off.
The moral to this is:
‘Don’t screw around with things you don’t understand — You could lose your
ass.’
—- Congress is noted for screwing around with things they don’t understand
– like the economy. That’s why we are all losing our asses!

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Halloween Howler

Written by Ed on October 31, 2013 – 5:05 pm -

Halloween Howlers


Click anywhere above!


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We the People

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Do dogs have brains

Written by chuck on October 31, 2013 – 8:15 am -


Serious guys, she has got BIG ONES, but how long could you put up with her? :?


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Halloween Clock

Written by chuck on October 31, 2013 – 8:03 am -

This clock is 100% correct, if your computer time is 100% correct! :D

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2013

Written by chuck on October 30, 2013 – 10:30 pm -


HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it one day’.

Inbox

An ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!

Meals on Wheels

Eye Candy with sound
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No Compensation for Sex Injury

Written by chuck on October 30, 2013 – 9:25 am -


I remember this from the news in 2007. I never could understand why she should get compensation.

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — Australia’s highest court on Wednesday denied workers’ compensation to a government employee who was injured while having sex in a motel room during a business trip.

The 4-2 decision from the High Court said the woman’s employer did not induce or encourage her to participate in the sex, so the federal government’s insurer, Comcare, was not liable to compensate her. A lower court had said the woman was injured in the course of her employment and should be compensated.

The High Court’s ruling is final and could have ramifications for other federal employees who claim compensation for unconventional work-related mishaps.

The woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, was a federal civil servant in her 30s when she was hospitalized for the injury in 2007. She and a man were having sex in her motel room when a glass light fixture above the bed fell onto her face, injuring her nose and mouth. She later suffered depression and was unable to continue working for the government.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2013

Written by chuck on October 29, 2013 – 10:30 pm -


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Quote: If it weren’t for professional sports, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looks like.

Come see what I created

Anacin

Told my husband I had to run …

Toilet with Internet connection

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Early one morning, an elderly retired gentleman yelled to his wife….
“Honey….! Come see what I created….! It’s an abstract panorama depicting the five years of the Obama presidency!”
She yelled back, “Flush the toilet and come eat your breakfast.”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Adult Humor
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Thanks for reading OLS and Chuck’s blog.

Please tell your friends about OLS!

Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com

Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2013

Written by chuck on October 28, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Donating Blood in Scotland

A Fine Example of Socialized Medicine

Cleavage

Sexy Buff pps!
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Scottie Pinwheel

Written by chuck on October 28, 2013 – 10:17 am -


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