OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/1/2013

Written by chuck on September 30, 2013 – 10:30 pm -


Hello friends,

What do you like about OLS and what do you not like? How can I improve OLS? All comments welcome.

Please reply to the address below.

chuck@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck

Don’t Interrupt till you hear the full story

The reason why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs” and “Huggies”

SAV

Eye Candy

General Motors is becoming China Motors

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Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane making passionate love.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. ‘Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane…’        At this point Mummy cut him off and said, ‘Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.’

      At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, ‘I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.’

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut the hell up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

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The reason why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs” and “Huggies”,
while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”:

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em and Hug’em.

When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!

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General Motors is becoming China Motors

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Train Tracks + Sex = Death

Written by chuck on September 30, 2013 – 5:13 pm -


“… wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks”

Near the track might have been OK, but NOT on the tracks.

MOSCOW (RIA Novosti) – Local police say a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine was run over by a switcher locomotive while having sex on the tracks. According to the country’s Interior Ministry, the woman died at the location while the man was hospitalized after losing both his legs.

The victims’ names were not released, but it was reported that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to by thirtysomething.

The ministry cited the surviving victim, who said that he and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”

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Truckers roar to D.C. with impeachment movement

Written by Ed on September 29, 2013 – 11:00 pm -

In less than two weeks, thousands of truckers will descend on Washington, D.C., driving their big-rigs and calling for the restoration of a constitutional republic – but now their plan has taken a new twist: Their friends and families will simultaneously join other Americans rallying on overpasses across the nation for Obama’s impeachment.

The Truckers’ Ride for the Constitution movement has a new ally in their protest against what organizers say is corruption in government and a trashing of the Constitution. The group is teaming up with Overpasses for Obama’s Impeachment to line the routes into Washington with flags during the Oct. 11-13 event.

Both Houses of Congress are tentatively scheduled to be in session Oct. 11.

Truckers Ride for the Constitution leader and organizer Zeeda Andrews, a country singer and former truck driver, said Overpasses Founder James Neighbors reached out to her, suggesting the two groups form an alliance. Neighbors said the partnership is a “natural” merger for a common cause.

“Thousands of truckers have seen us across America,” he said. “We’ve gotten emails from them, thanking us for waking them up. The biker ride in D.C. happened. Then, the next thing you know, the trucker thing did, and we got even more emails from truckers across the country, thanking us.”

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/30/2013

Written by chuck on September 29, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Hello friends,

What do you like about OLS and what do you not like? How can I improve OLS? All comments welcome.

Please reply to the address below.

chuck@ourlighterside.com

Thanks,

Chuck

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This one sentence editorial appeared in the Peoria Journal Star  . . . . .

“A pen in the hand of this president is far more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million law-abiding citizens.”

Then Clint Eastwood added his words  . . . . .

“We Americans are so tired of being thought of as dumb asses by the rest of the world that we went to the polls this past November and removed all doubt.”

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The Cat slipped and fell into the toilet!

Never cheat

I don’t need sex

Expert Mode

Evil woman steals ball from little girl!
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How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal….

Written by Ed on September 29, 2013 – 8:02 pm -

dog in sex scandle


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General Motors is becoming China Motors

Written by chuck on September 28, 2013 – 9:18 am -


When GM and Chrysler took the bail-out, I decided to never buy another GM or Chrysler product.

In 2012 I purchased my first Ford. I understand most folks will not boycott GM and Chrysler, but after seeing this video I am very glad I did. Will GM and Chrysler losing my business hurt them? No, but it make me feel much better.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/27/2013

Written by chuck on September 26, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Quote: Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

Sexy asses

Nice asses!
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Evil woman steals ball from little girl!

Written by chuck on September 26, 2013 – 4:44 pm -

There’s A Special Place In Hell For This Lady


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE9/26/2013

Written by chuck on September 25, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

60 minutes of great sex

Gated Community

A Dangerous Occupation…XXX
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People vs Winter

Written by chuck on September 25, 2013 – 5:27 pm -


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