Easy way to cut grass

Written by chuck on August 31, 2013 – 1:41 pm -


I may start cutting grass again!


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Incredible train time lapse over sixty years!

Written by chuck on August 30, 2013 – 3:22 pm -

Sixty years ago, the BBC filmed a time lapse of the train journey from London to Brighton. They did it again thirty years later in 1983 and again in 2013. It’s crazy to see how things change over time! What will it look like in 2043?


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Sudden development of a “mood disorder”

Written by chuck on August 30, 2013 – 1:00 pm -


Friends, this is OUR tax money. Fed up yet?

Convicted Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL) is scheduled to receive $8,700 per month in government disability pay, as well as a partial federal pension of $45,000. That generous $8,700 in disability comes thanks to Jackson’s sudden development of a “mood disorder” as the federal government began looking to indict him. Jackson …

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THIS Is Who We Are Helping in Syria

Written by chuck on August 30, 2013 – 8:37 am -

WARNING It is graphic, but a very important video. Please watch and share.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/30/2013

Written by chuck on August 29, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Telling a woman she’s overreacting is kinda similar to kicking a tiger in the groin and assuming you’ll walk away intact.

The sensuous wife

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash

First week, second week, etc.

Eye Candy
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/29/2013

Written by chuck on August 28, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

MAN!! I musta slept funny last night– — — I woke up laughing!!

Riots and protests were rapidly getting out …

Two blondes were driving down the road.

Woman changing the oil!

Payer status: Medicaid

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Payer status: Medicaid.

Written by chuck on August 28, 2013 – 10:40 am -

View of a young Doctor:

Diagnosis, prognosis and cure in just three (3) short paragraphs !!!

If you doubt any part of what Dr. Jones says, go visit your local hospital emergency room as an observer for an hour or so some Friday or Saturday night.

See how many responsible people you can send this to !!!

Pictured below is a young physician by the name of Dr. Starner Jones. His short two-paragraph letter to the White House accurately puts the blame on a “Culture Crisis” instead of a “Health Care Crisis”.

It’s worth a quick read:

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Dear Mr. President:

During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ring tone. While glancing over her patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as “Medicaid”! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.

And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman’s health care? I contend that our nation’s “health care crisis” is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a “crisis of culture”, a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one’s self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that “I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me.”

Once you fix this “culture crisis” that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you’ll be amazed at how quickly our nation’s health care difficulties will disappear.

Respectfully,
STARNER JONES, MD

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/government/a/Dr-Roger-Starner-Jones-MD.htm


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/28/2013

Written by chuck on August 27, 2013 – 10:30 pm -



Today is HUMP DAY

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Ah, Chicago!

A Jellyfish!

Yellow and orange high heels!

A few “R” Rated photos

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Ah, Chicago!

I was driving home last night listening to a call-in program on WGN…people were calling in all upset about the goat’s head sent to owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

Some guy called in and said, “Why are you all so upset because someone sent a goat’s head to Wrigley, you sent a horse’s ass to the White House”…I almost ran off the road!!!

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Yellow and orange high heels!

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Raped and Impregnated at 14, Girl Must Now Share Parental Rights with Her Attacker

Written by Ed on August 27, 2013 – 11:30 am -

Rapist’s paternity rights locks victim into 16-year relationship with him.

BOSTON (CN) – A rape victim sued Massachusetts to stop it from subjecting her to “a court-ordered 16-year unwanted relationship with her attacker” by giving him paternity rights over the child born from the rape.
H.T., of Norwood, Mass., sued the Commonwealth of Massachusetts in Federal Court.
“The plaintiff, a rape victim in a state criminal matter, became pregnant in 2009 at age 14 as a result of the crime and gave birth to her attacker’s child,” the lawsuit states.
“The defendant in the state criminal proceeding, age 20 at the time of the impregnation, was convicted of rape in 2011 and was sentenced to 16 years probation. Conditions of probation include an order that he initiate proceedings in family court and comply with that court’s orders until the child reaches adulthood. The plaintiff here seeks to enjoin enforcement of so much of the state court’s order as violates her federal rights by binding her to an unwanted 16-year legal relationship with her rapist.”
H.T., who recently graduated from high school, says the order forces her to participate in unwanted court proceedings for 16 years with the man who raped her, and to spend money on legal fees.
“The plaintiff will suffer irreparable harm without relief from this court because she cannot choose not to participate in said family court proceedings without risking serious consequences, including the loss of custody of her child,” the complaint states.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/27/2013

Written by chuck on August 26, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Use of Beijing English – Chinese hotel brochure…….

Forgive Him

Princesa Dorada
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