Joke for the Day

Written by Ed on April 30, 2013 – 11:19 pm -

A group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says to the girl, “What are you doing?”
She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.”

While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked: “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets visual approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed……. :p


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/1/2013

Written by chuck on April 30, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

Disney’s new film called Jet Black

A few of the OSHA types would be crapping in their pants at this.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2013

Written by chuck on April 29, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

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BEST BAR JOKE EVER

Written by Ed on April 28, 2013 – 11:00 pm -

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender!

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey.”

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy with Obama?”


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/29/2013

Written by chuck on April 28, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

How to answer a blocked cell number

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Woman swallows diamond

Written by chuck on April 28, 2013 – 12:01 pm -

TAMPA, FL (WFTS/CNN) – A Florida woman may not agree that “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

The 80-year-old woman named Miriam was at a charity event where a diamond was placed in a champagne flute as a prize by a local jeweler.

Miriam said she knew she swallowed it after the first sip.

“I just felt certain, well, they’d find the winner and I won’t have to tell anybody,” Miriam said.

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Man stuck in mud

Written by chuck on April 28, 2013 – 10:17 am -

A few of the OSHA types would be crapping in their pants at this.


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Bowling Yesterday & Today

Written by chuck on April 28, 2013 – 9:09 am -

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Frog found in green beans served for dinner

Written by chuck on April 27, 2013 – 8:55 am -

ST. JOSEPH COUNTY, IN (WBND-LD/ CNN) – A woman bought a can of green beans on sale for 69 cents at Meijer, and what she found inside will keep her and her family from ever eating canned green beans again.

“We eat a lot of green beans. We do. We did. Nobody wants anymore now,” said Gloria Chubb, a retired nurse who is disgusted by what she served up at the dinner table for her and her son.

“It was meatloaf, mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans,” she said.

“My son put some on his plate and said, ‘What is that?’ I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something, because they have bacon in them sometimes,” Chubb said. “I had it in my hand because I was trying to figure out what it was. And I took it out of there, and it wasn’t moldy bacon. It was a toad with parts of his little legs all in the green beans. Other than that, he was fully intact.”

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Gun carrying man ends stabbing

Written by chuck on April 26, 2013 – 7:57 am -

Bet this will not make news on CNN! Chuck

SALT LAKE CITY (ABC 4 News) – A citizen with a gun stopped a knife wielding man as he began stabbing people Thursday evening at the downtown Salt Lake City Smith’s store.

Police say the suspect purchased a knife inside the store and then turned it into a weapon. Smith’s employee Dorothy Espinoza says, “He pulled it out and stood outside the Smiths in the foyer. And just started stabbing people and yelling you killed my people. You killed my people.”

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