OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/1/2013

Written by chuck on February 28, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Australian Personal Ad

On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee…

Sexy ladies who have little or no clothes on!

Daily bike ride … these guys are NUTS.

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Australian Personal Ad

If this guy is not in advertising then he should be. What great copy!!!

An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personal Section :This bloke should have gotten a few replies simply for taking the time to think of this!

Wanted A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Interested?

Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;
still interested?

Call me at…… 8250-0327
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On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, “Honey, do you remember this?”

He looks up from his newspaper and says, “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”

She says, “Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”

He nods and says, “Yes dear, I still remember.”

“Well, what was it?” she asks.

He’s not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, “Well honey as I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.”

She giggles and says, “Yes dear, that’s it! That’s exactly what you said. So now it’s fifty years later and I’m in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?”

He looks her up and down, and replies, “Mission accomplished!”

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Sexy ladies who have little or no clothes on!

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Daily bike ride … these guys are NUTS.

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this post. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Chuck
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/28/2013

Written by chuck on February 27, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota.

Biblical Truth…correct interpretation

Ladies can you handle this!

Government Bull Crap
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/27/2013

Written by chuck on February 26, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

How would you like to be an egg?

Upon reaching 75, old Tom finally decided to retire.

Miss Ashley Lynn

This commercial arrived too late for Super Bowl
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Health Dept.: Homeless Can’t Eat Deer Meat

Written by chuck on February 26, 2013 – 5:42 pm -

Our Damn government at work!

Hunters across Louisiana are outraged after state health officials ordered a rescue mission to destroy $8,000 worth of deer meat because venison is not allowed to be served in homeless shelters.

Read more: “This was really good meat,” he said. “It’s high in protein and low in cholesterol. It’s very healthy.”


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/26/2013

Written by chuck on February 26, 2013 – 8:46 am -

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

Both were virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade

More Eye Candy

Rand Paul… MY TOILET DOES NOT WORK
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Athletes cash in on California’s workers’ comp

Written by chuck on February 25, 2013 – 7:30 pm -

Over the last three decades, California’s workers’ compensation system has awarded millions of dollars in benefits for job-related injuries to thousands of professional athletes.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/25/2013

Written by chuck on February 24, 2013 – 10:30 pm -

A must read……We have all had an EMBARRASSING moment.

A cluttered desk a sign of genius

Women had sex with a pit bull
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This commercial arrived too late for Super Bowl

Written by chuck on February 24, 2013 – 4:34 pm -

Obama & Hillary commercial


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Daily bike ride … these guys are NUTS.

Written by chuck on February 24, 2013 – 11:17 am -

Down Hill Taxco 2012 recorrido de Mauricio Taka Acuña y Brendan Fairclough


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How does the Internet work?

Written by chuck on February 23, 2013 – 3:38 pm -

There and Back Again: A Packet’s Tale – How does the Internet work?


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