“The Duck Man” saves the Day!

Written by Ed on April 30, 2012 – 11:04 pm -

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They call it socialism.

Written by Ed on April 30, 2012 – 10:44 pm -

The Little Red Hen 2012
“Who will help me plant my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the cow.
“Not I,” said the duck.
“Not I,” said the pig.
“Not I,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself.” She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.
“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the duck.
“Out of my classification,” said the pig.
“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.
“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.
“Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen.
“That would be overtime for me,” said the cow.
“I’d lose my welfare benefits,” said the duck.
“I’m a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig.
“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves.”
“Excess profits!” cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
“Capitalist leech!” screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
“I demand equal rights!” yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Harry Reid)
And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came He said to the little red hen, “You must not be so greedy.”
“But I earned the bread,” said the little red hen.
“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer. “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful.
Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.”
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her.
She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled. ‘Fairness’ had been established.
Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread for which ‘the rich’ were paying.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/1/2012

Written by chuck on April 30, 2012 – 10:30 pm -

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The Press and Tiger Woods and Hussein Obama

Remember the couple who sneaked into the White House with no credentials?

Redneck birth control
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Hypnotist

Written by Ed on April 29, 2012 – 10:44 pm -

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a
trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.”

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

“I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch.

It’s been in my family for six generations.”

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

“SHIT!” said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude was never invited back.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2012

Written by chuck on April 29, 2012 – 10:30 pm -

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

No Underwear – Makes Sense to Me

Sexy Lady

Why does this not happen to me?
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Another Side of Mitt Romney

Written by Ed on April 29, 2012 – 10:19 pm -

On Romney’s character….

In July 1996, the 14-year-old daughter of Robert Gay, a partner at Bain Capital,
disappeared in New York City. She had attended a rave party and gotten high on
ecstasy. Three days later, her distraught father had not been able to find her.

When he learned of this, as CEO of Bain Capital, Romney took immediate action. He
closed down the entire firm and asked all 30 partners and employees to fly to New
York on a chartered airplane to help find Gay’s daughter.

Romney set up a command center at the LaGuardia Marriott and hired a private
detective firm to assist with the search. He established a toll-free number for
tips, coordinating the effort with the NYPD, and went through his Rolodex and
called everyone Bain did business with in New York, and asked them to help find
his friend’s missing daughter.

Romney’s accountants at Price Waterhouse Cooper put up posters on street poles,
while cashiers at a pharmacy owned by Bain put fliers in the bag of every shopper.

Romney and the other Bain employees scoured every part of New York and talked
with everyone they could: prostitutes, drug addicts, anyone.

That day, their hunt made the evening news, which featured photos of the girl and
the Bain employees searching for her.

As a result, a teenage boy phoned in, asked if there was a reward, and then hung
up abruptly.

The NYPD traced the call to a home in New Jersey, where they found the girl in
the basement, shivering and experiencing withdrawal symptoms from a massive
ecstasy dose. Doctors later said the girl might not have survived another day.

Romney’s former partner credits Mitt Romney with saving his daughter’s life,
saying it was the most amazing thing, and he’d never forget for the rest of his
life.

Many people are unaware of the fact that Romney was asked by his old employer,
Bill Bain, to come back to Bain & Company as CEO and rescue the firm from
bankruptcy. Romney left Bain Capital to work at Bain & Company for an annual
salary of one dollar.

When Romney went to the rescue of the 2002 Salt Lake Olympics, he accepted no
salary for three years, and would not use an expense account. He also accepted no
salary as Governor of Massachusetts.

Character counts – and yes, it’s worth reading again!

But you probably won’t see this stuff in the mainstream media much. Clearly he’s
not all about money.


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Watch Before Voting this Year “United States Budget Dilemma”

Written by Ed on April 27, 2012 – 4:38 pm -


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New law makes it illegal to protest in Obama’s presence

Written by Ed on April 26, 2012 – 11:00 pm -


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Jay Leno, Terry Bradshaw and a woman that done CPR on a chicken.

Written by Ed on April 26, 2012 – 10:55 pm -

CPR to a Chicken from Cary Rodriguez on Vimeo.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/27/2012

Written by chuck on April 26, 2012 – 10:30 pm -

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?

Two-Dollar Bill

Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?

Eye Candy
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