OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/30/2011

Written by chuck on December 29, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.

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Surgery with a 300% mortality rate

O.M.G., I’m rich!

No Panties…
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Just what is Congress illegally downloading?

Written by Ed on December 29, 2011 – 12:22 pm -

Are members of Congress online pirates, stealing copyrighted material and viewing porn while they are, ironically, working on federal legislation to stop Internet theft of intellectual property?

The answer is yes, according to a report that examines the downloading habits – legal and illegal – of the U.S. House of Representatives.

Online monitors at TorrentFreak researched the surfing habits of lawmakers via YouHaveDownloaded.com in the analysis.

“YouHaveDownloaded is a treasure trove full of incriminating data on alleged BitTorrent pirates in organizations all across the world,” the report states.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/29/2011

Written by chuck on December 28, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.

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Southern Logic

Airline Briefing Card
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Touched by a Wild Mountain Gorilla

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/28/2011

Written by chuck on December 27, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.

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Will you give me a calf?

Drinking Beer

The Whys of Men:

Do you like gay porn?
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U.S. Army uniforms to include Muslim headscarves, turbans?

Written by Ed on December 26, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

After intervention by the Council on American Islamic Relations, the Defense Department reportedly decided it will now allow Muslim students participating in the Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps to wear headscarves and turbans while in uniform.

The decision marks the latest influence by controversial Islamic groups on military affairs.

WND previously broke the story that an Islamic group that has been closely tied to the Muslim Brotherhood and was named by the Justice Department as an unindicted co-conspirator in a scheme to raise money for Hamas is the official endorsing agency for the U.S. Armed Forces Muslim chaplain program.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/27/2011

Written by chuck on December 26, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.

Click to purchase A WORLD GONE CRAZY

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Sensitivity Quiz

An angry wife 2 her husband on phone.

Jessica

If she has not…
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/26/2011

Written by chuck on December 25, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

A WORLD GONE CRAZY
The story begins with a retired member of a highly specialized, very small elite government tactical organization, which specialized in altering governments and national economies by crippling or death to inactivate organization leaders. Members used nothing more than common, readily available materials and rarely, imported biologicals, to achieve their goals while posed as innocuous individuals on various trade missions.

Click to purchase A WORLD GONE CRAZY

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Why did Santa not come?

Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer:

Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like:

More Eye Candy

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Why did Santa not come?

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Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer:

1. You strike a match and light your nose.

2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

3. You hear a duck quacking and it’s you.

4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

6. You hear someone say, “Call a priest!”

7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

10. You tell everyone you have to go home… and the party’s at your place.

11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room… and realize you’re in front of the hall mirror.

14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
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Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like:

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well…

6. I really don’t deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Thanks,

Chuck
Birmingham, Alabama


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Did Santa make it to your house?

Written by chuck on December 25, 2011 – 8:37 am -

If not, click here for the reason why.


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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year – Video for all Kids & Big Kids.

Written by chuck on December 25, 2011 – 7:29 am -


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