Obama’s 2012 run to be non-starter?

Written by Ed on October 31, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Just when the White House probably thought those pesky lawsuits seeking a court determination that Barack Obama fails to meet the Constitution’s eligibility requirements for a president were finished, something new has appeared on the horizon.

Or in this case, the court docket.

The Liberty Legal Foundation has filed a pair of lawsuits in state and federal courts that don’t ask anything about Obama’s birth or for any determination from the court about his eligibility. Or his birth certificate, for that matter.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/01/2011

Written by chuck on October 31, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

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Adult Questions

Condom Slogans

This is a more sophisticated version of the old game.
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List of Countries of the World that give birthright citizenship

Written by Ed on October 30, 2011 – 11:17 pm -

HERE ARE ALL THE DEVELOPED NATIONS OF THE WORLD THAT OFFER BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP TO THE BABIES OF TOURISTS AND ILLEGAL ALIENS:

1. United States That’s right, every other modern developed nation in the world has gotten rid of birthright citizenship policies.
Yet, most of U..S. News media and politicians the last two weeks have ridiculed the comments by some other politicians that it is time for the U.S. To put an end to birthright citizenship for tourists and illegal aliens.

2. NO OTHER COUNTRIES (ZERO-NONE-ZILCH) Folks, the U.S. Stands alone.There used to be all kinds of Developed countries that gave away their citizenship as freely as we do in the U.S. But one by one they all have recognized the folly of that policy. SOME MODERN COUNTRIES THAT RECENTLY ENDED THEIR BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP POLICY:
Canada was the last non-U.S. Holdout. Illegal aliens stopped getting citizenship for their babies in 2009.
Australia’s birthright citizenship requirements are much more stringent than those of H.R. 1868 and took effect in 2007.
New Zealand repealed in 2006
Ireland repealed in 2005
France repealed in 1993
India repealed in 1987
United Kingdom repealed in 1983
Portugal repealed in 1981
The United States is the ‘laughing stock’ of the modern world.
Only the U.S. Values its citizenship so lowly as to distribute it promiscuously to the off-spring of foreign citizens visiting Disney World on tourist visas and to foreign citizens who have violated their promises on their visitor, work and student visas to stay illegally in the country, as well as to those who sneak across our borders.

It’s not just Mexico and South America who are sending illegals across our borders.. Currently, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP)reports that of those apprehended illegally crossing the border, China is number one.

Wake up America Illegal aliens from China , India , Russia , the Middle East and a host of other nations are flooding the country. Ironically, most often these illegals and/or their offspring are given positions at the front of the line for Government jobs, contracts and assistance.

Look around you! We are giving away our culture, and economic and fiscal strength because our borders are not secure and we bestow citizenship irresponsibly/
REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE!


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Obama’s 2012 run to be non-starter?

Written by Ed on October 30, 2011 – 10:56 pm -

Just when the White House probably thought those pesky lawsuits seeking a court determination that Barack Obama fails to meet the Constitution’s eligibility requirements for a president were finished, something new has appeared on the horizon.

Or in this case, the court docket.

The Liberty Legal Foundation has filed a pair of lawsuits in state and federal courts that don’t ask anything about Obama’s birth or for any determination from the court about his eligibility. Or his birth certificate, for that matter.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2011

Written by chuck on October 30, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

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Rules for Halloween for Seniors.

A pumpkin?

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.

Halloween Stuff

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
fall over.

6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’
And you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’
And you can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your
hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…

1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
way home from a drinking session he decided to stop.

You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn’t anyone around’; he
stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose; cut
a hole in it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. ‘Guess I was
really into it, you know?’ he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.

It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,’ said Officer Taylor.
‘I walked up to Lawrence and he’s just banging away at this pumpkin.’
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence.

I said, ‘Excuse me sir but do you realize that you’re having sex with a pumpkin?

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there and then he
looked me straight in the face and said… ‘A pumpkin? Shit …. Is
it midnight already?’

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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk’s costume. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST.
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.

Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

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Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
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Halloween Stuff

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Afterburner with Bill Whittle: Three and a Half Days

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Poll Results: Is Obama to Blame For Lack of Economic Recovery?

Written by Ed on October 27, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Poll Results: Is Obama to Blame For Lack of Economic Recovery?

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ACORN Playing Behind Scenes Role in ‘Occupy’ Movement

Written by Ed on October 27, 2011 – 10:48 pm -

The former New York office for ACORN, the disbanded community activist group, is playing a key role in the self-proclaimed “leaderless” Occupy Wall Street movement, organizing “guerrilla” protest events and hiring door-to-door canvassers to collect money under the banner of various causes while spending it on protest-related activities, sources tell FoxNews.com.
The former director of New York ACORN, Jon Kest, and his top aides are now busy working at protest events for New York Communities for Change (NYCC). That organization was created in late 2009 when some ACORN offices disbanded and reorganized under new names after undercover video exposes prompted Congress to cut off federal funds.
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NYCC’s connection to ACORN isn’t a tenuous one: It works from the former ACORN offices in Brooklyn, uses old ACORN office stationery, employs much of the old ACORN staff and, according to several sources, engages in some of the old organization’s controversial techniques to raise money, interest and awareness for the protests.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/28/2011

Written by chuck on October 27, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

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All men are seduced into believing they’re marrying nymphomaniacs.

I had a dream that….

Wedding Diary
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Look who’s deciding American court cases

Written by Ed on October 26, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Islamic law, or Shariah, already is being applied in the U.S. court system, according to an extensive new report.

A recent Center for Security Policy study called “Shariah Law and American State Courts: An Assessment of State Appellate Court Cases outlines dozens of cases in which the Islamic system of law has been applied.

Center spokesman David Reaboi said the Islamic strictures are being carried out mostly in cases in which foreigners are the principals.

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“Shariah enters U.S. courts through the practice of comity to foreign law,” Reaboi explained. “This happens, for example, when a judge decides to allow the use of say, Pakistani or Saudi family law (Shariah) in a dispute between Pakistanis or Saudis.”

He said the study only scratches the surface of Shariah’s presence in the nation.

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