“Man assaulted by Muslim woman in downtown Toronto”

Written by Ed on August 31, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

The details: I was at Yonge-Dundas Square with my nine-year-old son. We ate pizza. We drank bubble tea. And I used my new Canon camera to take photos of this neon shrine.
Suddenly, a woman wearing a hijab ran toward me. She was part of a group that included two women wearing full face-covering burkas. She was screaming: “We are Muslim! You do not take pictures of us!” (Odd. I can’t find the “no photos” rule in the Qur’an.)
I informed the lady I was in a public square in a democracy. I can actually take pictures of whomever I please.
And then: Ka-pow! Her fist collided with my face. Worse, she almost knocked my new camera from my hands.
My son and I were then surrounded by a mob of about 20 people, many of whom were speaking Arabic. One kept demanding I surrender my camera to him. (…)
The cop walked back to me. No charges would be laid, he said, because he believed the woman’s story — namely, she was merely trying to knock the camera out of my hands.
Got that? Apparently, attempted property damage is OK. If a face gets in the way of a would-be vandalizing fist… hey, accidents happen.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/01/2011

Written by chuck on August 31, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

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Dear Boss,

Beware of the Ex wife

Some women take forever
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Ronald Reagan on Democrats

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The Truth about Obama’s Bus Tour

Written by Ed on August 30, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

The Truth about Obama’s Bus Tour — A Fake costing the US Taxpayers Millions

Where is the media including Fox News about all of this. An AP reporter looks to have leaked this information but the illustrious Obama Media is silent. The White House Reporters who travel with the President look to be part of this scam. There is not other word for it but scam as the President rode in on the bus for for about one mile from the airport where the C-17 delivered the bus. All on the taxpayers nickle as King Obama said it wasn’t a campaign trip. What a liar and the media goes right along with it.

This looks like another investigation by Cong Issa as they spent $2.2M on two buses for this sham and the America people got hosed because it wasn’t a bus trip at all unless you count a mile at a time and then he gets back on AF One and flies to the next destination. What was the final cost as the C-17 had to fly to buses to the destination, AF One was used to fly Obama, they paid $2.2M for two buses from Canada, and how many Secret Service vehicles were used for this trip? It may be the most expensive 3-day trip ever by a President.

Our Obama media has shown they could care less about the truth as they kept reporting on this bus tour. This Administration has to be the most corrupt ever and the media falls right in the same category — corrupt who will do and say anything to keep Obama in office. Shame on everyone who knew about this scam and didn’t report.

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Judge orders temporary block on Alabama’s immigration law

Written by Ed on August 30, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

The ruling was cheered both by Republican leaders pleased she didn’t gut the legislation, and by opponents who compare it to old Jim Crow-era laws.
Judge Blackburn didn’t address whether the law is constitutional, and she could still let all or parts of the law take effect later.
Instead, she said additional time was essential to consider lawsuits filed by the Justice Department, private groups and individuals that claim the state is overstepping its bounds.
The judge said she will issue a longer ruling by Sept. 28, and her temporary order will remain in effect until the day after.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/31/2011

Written by chuck on August 30, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

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Short stuff

An Irishman was terribly overweight…

A real camel toe
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/30/2011

Written by chuck on August 30, 2011 – 6:29 am -

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God’s sense of humor

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant

Carnaval de pintura

God’s sense of humor

While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then he made the earth round.
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A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. “What’s this?!?!?” he screams! “There’s a pussy hair in my soup! I’m not payin’ for it!” and he storms out… The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, “You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???” the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, “Yeah!… and if I find a noodle in here, I ain’t payin’ for it EITHER!!!!!”

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Underpublicized threat deep in White House

Written by Ed on August 29, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Infiltration of the federal government by members of the radical Muslim Brotherhood is worse than some have warned recently, says a former FBI special agent in Washington.

The agent confirmed that at least three operatives of the Egypt-based Brotherhood – whose credo is “Jihad is our way and death in the cause of Allah is our dream” – have penetrated the Obama administration.

The shocking charge was first leveled by Muslim reformer Tarek Fatah during a recent speech in Toronto.

“When someone says that there is penetration of jihadi Islamists within society, do not dismiss it as some right-wing, xenophobic, racist rant,” warned Fatah, a Canadian journalist.

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OBAMA’S COLLEGE CLASSMATE SPEAKS OUT

Written by Ed on August 29, 2011 – 10:59 pm -

If he is re-elected in 2012, the US is finished. The following is in simple language that everyone can understand. Not the gibberish that our government keeps telling people. Please read this carefully and make sure you keep this message going.
This needs to be emailed to everyone in the USA ..
OBAMA’S COLLEGE CLASSMATE SPEAKS OUT

By Wayne Allyn Root , June 6th, 2010
Barack Hussien Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent.
To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure,
economic crisis and social chaos — thereby destroying capitalism and
our country from within.
Barack Hussien Obama was my college classmate

( Columbia University , class of ’83).
He is a devout Muslim do not be fooled.
Look at his Czars…anti-business..anti- american.
As Glenn Beck correctly predicted from day one, Barack Hussien Obama is following the plan of Cloward & Piven, two professors at Columbia University …
They outlined a plan to socialize America by overwhelming the system
with government spending and entitlement demands.
Add up the clues below. Taken individually they’re alarming.
Taken as a whole, it is a brilliant, Machiavellian game plan to turn
the United States into a socialist/Marxist state with a permanent majority
that desperately needs government for survival … and can be counted
on to always vote for bigger government.
Why not? They have no responsibility to pay for it.
Universal health care . The health care bill had very little to do with health
care. It had everything to do with unionizing millions of hospital and
health care workers, as well as adding 15,000 to 20,000 new IRS agents (who will join government employee unions).
Obama doesn’t care that giving free health care to 30 million Americans will add trillions to the national debt.
What he does care about is that it cements the dependence of those 30 million voters to Democrats and big government .
Who but a socialist revolutionary would pass this reckless spending bill in the middle of a depression?
Cap and trade. Like health care legislation having nothing to do with health care, cap and trade has nothing to do with global warming.
It has everything to do with redistribution of income, government control of the economy and a criminal payoff to Obama’s biggest contributors.
Those powerful and wealthy unions and contributors (like GE, which owns NBC, MSNBC and CNBC) can then be counted on to support everything Obama wants.
They will kick-back hundreds of millions of dollars in contributions to Obama and the Democratic Party to keep them in power.
The bonus is that all the new taxes on Americans with bigger cars, bigger homes and businesses helps Obama “spread the wealth around.”
Make Puerto Rico a state. Why? Who’s asking for a 51st state?
Who’s asking for millions of new welfare recipients and government entitlement addicts in the middle of a depression?
Certainly not American taxpayers.
But this has been Barack Hussien Obama’s plan all along.
His goal is to add two new Democrat senators, five Democrat congressman and a million loyal Democratic voters who are dependent on big government.
Legalize 12 million illegal Mexican immigrants.
Just giving these 12 million potential new citizens free health care alone could overwhelm the system and bankrupt America .
But it adds 12 million reliable new Democrat voters who can be counted on to support big government.
Add another few trillion dollars in welfare, aid to dependent children, food stamps, free medical, education, tax credits for the poor, and eventually Social Security .
Stimulus and bailouts. Where did all that money go?
It went to Democrat contributors, organizations (ACORN), and unions — including billions of dollars to save or create jobs of government employees across the country.
It went to save GM and Chrysler so that their employees could
keep paying union dues.
It went to AIG so that Goldman Sachs could be bailed out
(after giving Obama almost $1 million in contributions).
A staggering $125 billion went to teachers (thereby protecting their union dues).
All those public employees will vote loyally Democrat to protect their bloated salaries and pensions that are bankrupting America .
The country goes broke, future generations face a bleak future, but Obama, the Democrat Party, government, and the unions grow more powerful.
The ends justify the means.
Raise taxes on small business owners, high-income earners, and job creators. Put the entire burden on only the top 20 percent of taxpayers, redistribute the income, punish success, and reward those who did nothing to deserve it (except vote for Obama).
Reagan wanted to dramatically cut taxes in order to starve the government. Barack Obama wants to dramatically raise taxes to starve his political opposition. With the acts outlined above, Barack Hussien Obama and his regime have created a vast and rapidly expanding constituency of voters dependent on big government; a vast privileged class of public employees who work for big government; and a government dedicated to destroying capitalism and installing themselves as socialist rulers by overwhelming the system.
Add it up and you’ve got the perfect Marxist scheme — all devised by my Columbia University college classmate Barack Hussien Obama using the Cloward and Piven Plan ..
“Correctly attributed” says snopes!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/overwhelm.asp


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This is a Commander in Chief! – WONDERFUL

Written by Ed on August 28, 2011 – 11:39 pm -

Regardless of your politics, how can you not respect the man. Amazing that not even a short blurb appeared from the major networks or cnn

Subject: NOT A WORD from CBS. NOTHING from NBC. SAME “Nothing heard” from ABC…

This is a Commander in Chief! ( compare him to our current Commander in Chief )

Click your mouse here: July 4 2011

I’d just bet ya never saw this on any news report!

God Bless America


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