OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/30/2011

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History Lesson

Senior Dating

I hope it isn’t too graphic for you…

History Lesson

So why did the English wear red coats in battle?

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.

During one battle, the French captured an English colonel.

They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.

Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked,

“Why do you English officers all wear red coats?

Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?”

In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason

English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show, and the men they are leading won’t panic.

And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown trousers.
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Senior Dating

Two “senior” widows from Minnesota are talking

Dorothy: “That nice Swede guy, George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner… a marvelous dinner… lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy , I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!”

Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress!!”

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