It speaks for itself!

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Modern Romance Novel


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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims..

Written by Ed on May 30, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Straight forward country thinking..

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

If your cousin is president of the United States .

You may be a Muslim

If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.

You may be a Muslim.

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Is Sex Work?

Old Guy…

How a man should be greeted home after work
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Obama Administration Eyeing Gun Control ‘Under the Radar,’ Groups Warn

Written by Ed on May 29, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

The Obama administration, after keeping gun control on the back burner for over two years, is prompting concern among gun rights groups that it’s slowly starting to squeeze the trigger on tighter regulation.

In the wake of the January shooting of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and 18 others, President Obama remained mostly quiet on the firearms front as lawmakers clamored for new restrictions. But the president has since made a public call for tougher background checks. The Justice Department launched a series of meetings with officials and advocates to examine gun control policy. And while gun-control bills in Congress have languished, the administration has started to chip around the edges with its own proposals.

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Written by chuck on May 29, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

Happy Memorial Day

Jokes will return Tuesday.

John G. is 63 years old and owns a small business. He’s a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year has all but evaporated. With the stock market crashing and new taxes coming his way, John assumes now that he will work to his dying day.
      John has a granddaughter.  Ashley is a recent college grad.  She drives a flashy hybrid car, wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out to nightclub s and restaurants.  Ashley campaigned hard for Barak Obama.  After the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that her party is taking over.
      Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on her 3 bedroom townhouse.  Like she has done many times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking for some financial help. Here is his reply:
       I received your request for assistance.

       Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I’m sympathetic to your financial plight.  Unfortunately, times have changed.  With the election of President Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own…”The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan.”  Let me explain.
       Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning tax payers.  We have lived a comfortable life, as you know, but we have never had the fancier things like European vacations, luxury cars, etc.  We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon.  But the plan has changed.  Your president is raising our personal and business taxes significantly.  He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people.  Do you know what this means, Ashley?  It means less for us, and we must cut back on many business and personal expenses.
       You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in my office for more than 23 years? The one who always gave you candy when came over to visit?  I had to let her go last week.  I can’t afford to pay her salary and all of the government mandated taxes that go with having employees.  Your grandmother will now work 4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle the books.  We will be closed on Fridays and will lose even more income to the Wal-Mart.
       I’m also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will no longer be working summers in the warehouse.  I called him at school this morning.  He already knows about it and he’s upset because he will have to give up skydiving and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar bears.
       That’s just the business side of things.  Some personal economic effects of Obama’s new taxation policies include none other than you.  You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc.  But by your vote, you have chosen to help others — not at your expense — but at our expense.
       If you need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call 202-456-1111.  That is the direct phone number for the White House. You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican.  You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People’s President, and is going to help every American live a better life.  Based on everything you’ve told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I’m sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account.  Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago.
       Perhaps you can now understand what I’ve been saying all my life: those who vote for a president should consider the impact on the nation as a whole, and not be just concerned with what they can get for themselves. What Obama supporters don’t seem to realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal    aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called “less fortunate”) comes from tax-paying families.
       Remember how you told me, “Only the richest of the rich will be affected”?  Well guess what, honey?  Because we own a business, your grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich.  On paper, it might look that way, but in the real world, we are far from it.
       As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper.  You understand what that means, right?  It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money; less money for everything, including granddaughters.
       I’m sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry.  The free lunches are over.  I have no money to give you now.
       So, congratulations on your choice for “change.”  For future reference, I encourage you to try and add up the total value of the gifts and cash you have received from us, just since you went off to college, and compare it to what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4 (or 8) years.  I have not kept track of it, Ashley.  It has all truly been the gift of our hearts.
       Remember, we love you dearly….but from now on you’ll need to call the number mentioned above.  Your “Savior” has the money we would have given to you.  Just try and get it from him.
       Good luck, sweetheart.

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Ultra High Definition Display

Written by Ed on May 27, 2011 – 10:37 pm -

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Beware Microsoft support scam

Written by Ed on May 27, 2011 – 7:39 pm -

Here’s a new twist on an old trick: people are receiving calls purporting to be from Microsoft Support, informing them that the Support team has received an alert from their computers and instructing them to install teamviewer or a similar remote control/assistance tool so the phony “Support” person can take control of your machine and infect it with malware. Don’t fall for this ploy, and be sure to warn your less tech-savvy friends about it.

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Boehner is a Turncoat

Written by Ed on May 26, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Tea Party Nation says
Boehner’s time’s run out
‘We cannot fight Obama when we have to fight those who are supposed to be allies’

The Tea Party Nation, one of the largest groups in the tea party movement that rocked the 2010 elections, ejecting California Rep. Nancy Pelosi from her seat of power and electing a Republican majority in the U.S. House, earlier said that new Republican House Speaker John Boehner should be replaced because of his unwillingness to crack the whip on federal spending.

Now Tea Party Nation leaders say they can’t wait that long to seek his exit.

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Supreme Courts Affirm The Police State

Written by Ed on May 26, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

May 23, 2011 by Bob Livingston

Our descent into a police state is complete, as evidenced by rulings by the Indiana and U.S. Supreme Courts which, last week, effectively and finally abolished the 4th Amendment.
No longer are American citizens “secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures,” thanks to the two rulings affirming police authority to bash down your door and enter your home without a warrant. Resisting such an incursion is now a crime. If it weren’t obvious before that we live in a fascist system under guise of Democracy, surely, it must be now.

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