Why Hawaii now wants to sell ‘birth certificate’

Written by Ed on January 31, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Despite national press reports to the contrary, the Hawaii state legislature has no intention of releasing Barack Obama’s long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate – not even for $100.

By introducing HB1116 into the Hawaii legislature last week, five Democrats are giving the impression they are willing to make Obama’s long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate available to the public for a fee.

Instead, the plan is for the state of Hawaii to create a completely new document that will be carefully designed to carry the seal of the state of Hawaii without ever having to certify details of parentage and birthplace.

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Written by chuck on January 31, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

Dear God,

My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year.


Request: If you order from Amazon, please use the link on my main page. This helps supports my blog and Eye-Candy! Thanks… Chuck

I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the “right”…

Politically Incorrect

Never let the groom order the cake!

I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the “right” and the liberals are called the “left.”

The following bible verse helped me clear up the mystery:

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

That pretty much sums it up!

Politically Incorrect

* I live next door to an Arab couple and they have challenged me to a
water fight in the back yard. They have 3 little kids. So, I am writing
this to kill time until the water boils.

* I caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, “Good morning
You ugly prick!” Its not yours, is it?

* Been to the optometrist today he told me I was color blind. Now
I’m fuckin’ worried that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can
You delete my e-mail address?

* There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagin.

* I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things
commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct

Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS

Never let the groom order the cake!


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This Sign Tells Us a Lot!

Written by Ed on January 31, 2011 – 9:30 pm -

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Written by chuck on January 30, 2011 – 10:30 pm -

Thanks for all of the E-mails I received about Lady. I am going to reply to each one this week.

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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley…

Not too late:

Did this young lady drink a little too much Tequila?
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Look at my new shoes

Written by Ed on January 28, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

These shoes cost $635 . . .

I wouldn’t pay that if I was a billionaire!! Ugly!!

Photo: Huffington Post

Photo: New York Magazine

Barack Obama enjoys living like a king, so why shouldn’t Michelle Obama live like a queen?

The First Lady was photographed last night in Hawaii wearing $635 designer shoes by Maison Martin Margiela.

A woman lucky enough to have a job in this economy and working for the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour would have to work 88 hours (without taxes taken out) to make enough to pay for Michelle Obama’s shoes.

The Obama’s are staying at an $8.9 million estate for an estimated $4,000 per night. To cover the Obama’s ten night stay, the minimum wage worker would have to work two-and-a-half years (before taxes) to come up with the $40,000 Obama is reportedly laying out.

Obama has lectured Americans about how they can not expect to live their lives as indulgently as they have in the past. He has lectured businesses about their travel and pay. Yet Obama and his wife live like kings and queens.

The news media has yet to call him out on his extravagance, when there is 10% unemployment with no sign of the employment picture improving this coming year.

The way they spend OUR MONEY is an insult to every hard working citizen of this country. GREED is their CREED!

Please send this to everyone, including Politicians, to see if any of them has the guts to start an investigation into the extravagance they show daily.

Do it before this gets pulled off the internet.


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Pumping the septic tank with dynamite!

Written by chuck on January 28, 2011 – 11:32 am -

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Written by Ed on January 27, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

10 states now developing eligibility-proof demands
107 Electoral College votes controlled by Arizona, Texas, Connecticut, others

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Bullseye– Oh, can we still say that?

Written by Ed on January 27, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

One of those voices spoke for me: Reagan. Too bad we can’t seem to find another like him.

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Star Parker Back on Uncle Sam’s Plantation

Written by Ed on January 26, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

Six years ago I wrote a book called “Uncle Sam’s Plantation.” I wrote the book to tell my own story of what I saw living inside the welfare state and my own transformation out of it.

I said in that book that indeed there are two Americas. A poor America on socialism and a wealthy America on capitalism.

I talked about government programs like Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), Job Opportunities and Basic Skills Training (JOBS), Emergency Assistance to Needy Families with Children (EANF), Section 8 Housing, and Food Stamps.

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Judicial Watch Uncovers New Documents Detailing Pelosi’s Use of Air Force Aircraft

Written by Ed on January 25, 2011 – 11:00 pm -

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House Speaker’s Military Travel Cost the United States Air Force $2,100,744.59 over a Two-Year Period, Including $101,429 for In-Flight Expenses

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Washington, DC — January 28, 2010
Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, announced today that it has obtained documents from the Air Force detailing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s use of United States Air Force aircraft for Congressional Delegations (CODELs). According to the documents, obtained by Judicial Watch through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), the Speaker’s military travel cost the United States Air Force $2,100,744.59 over a two-year period — $101,429.14 of which was for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol. The following are highlights from the recent release of about 2,000 documents:

Speaker Pelosi used Air Force aircraft to travel back to her district at an average cost of $28,210.51 per flight. The average cost of an international CODEL is $228,563.33. Of the 103 Pelosi-led congressional delegations (CODEL), 31 trips included members of the House Speaker’s family.
One CODEL traveling from Washington, DC, through Tel Aviv, Israel to Baghdad, Iraq May 15-20, 2008, “to discuss matters of mutual concern with government leaders” included members of Congress and their spouses and cost $17,931 per hour in aircraft alone. Purchases for the CODEL included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine.
According to a “Memo for Record” from a March 29—April 7, 2007, CODEL that involved a stop in Israel, “CODEL could only bring Kosher items into the Hotel. Kosher alcohol for mixing beverages in the Delegation room was purchased on the local economy i.e. Bourbon, Whiskey, Scotch, Vodka, Gin, Triple Sec, Tequila, etc.”
The Department of Defense advanced a CODEL of 56 members of Congress and staff $60,000 to travel to Louisiana and Mississippi July 19-22, 2008, to “view flood relief advances from Hurricane Katrina.” The three-day trip cost the U.S. Air Force $65,505.46, exceeding authorized funding by $5,505.46.
“Speaker Pelosi has a history of wasting taxpayer funds with her boorish demands for military travel. And these documents suggest the Speaker’s congressional delegations are more about partying than anything else,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton.

Judicial Watch previously obtained internal DOD email correspondence detailing attempts by DOD staff to accommodate Pelosi’s numerous requests for military escorts and military aircraft as well as the speaker’s last minute cancellations and changes.


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