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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2010 Happy Halloween

Written by chuck on October 31, 2010 – 6:46 am -

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Happy Halloween Friends

Two brooms were hanging in the closet

Cat Bowling!

Greatest Halloween Card Ever

See how observant you are.

A dark and stormy night

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!”

“IMPOSSIBLE!” said the groom broom.

“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”
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For a little Halloween fun, try Cat Bowling!

HINT: After hitting ‘play’, watch the arrow ~

When it points to where you want the ball to go,

Hit the space bar … Have fun! GREAT for KIDS of all ages.

Cat bowling

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Greatest Halloween Card Ever!!! Click on below:

Halloween card

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See how observant you are.

If you find all 3, you’re one of very few people who are able to do this.

See how observant you are

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A dark and stormy night

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty Hill were vacationing in Europe… as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out

of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts,”Hello My name is Bob Hill and this is my wfe Betty Hill. We’ve been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?”

“I’m sorry,” replied the hunchback, “but we don’t have a phone.. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!”
Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. “I’m afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory.”

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor’s master looks worried. Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion.” Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob Hill and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills’ deaths upset Igor’s master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace… He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty’s hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob’s arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.
He bursts in and shouts to his master:

“Master, Master! ….. The Hills are alive with the sound of music!”

(I am soooooo sorry…… But you really should’ve seen that one coming)

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Tuesday is election day

Written by chuck on October 30, 2010 – 10:45 pm -

Nola wrote:………..

I wanted to touch base with you all and remind you that Tuesday is election day. I know you have not been told in 2000 phone calls and 3000 cards in your mail. LOL
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Crack Dealer To Celebrate Her 89th Birthday In Prison

Written by chuck on October 30, 2010 – 9:00 pm -

The country’s oldest crack dealer was sentenced this week to 18 months in prison, where she will celebrate her 89th birthday before being released.

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Mile High Club

Written by chuck on October 30, 2010 – 10:42 am -

A female airline employee and male passenger are now under investigation following a mile-high sex romp that took place on a flight from Melbourne to Los Angeles. Sources say the pair was sitting side-by-side in business class, when they decided to partake in a little business of their own. (In all fairness, it is a eleven-hour trip, sometimes you have to find creative ways to pass the time.)

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2010

Written by chuck on October 28, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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She ordered the most “expensive” items on the menu

How do you starve a Democrat to death?

More Friday Eye Candy
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OBAMA STOPS OVERSEAS MILITARY VOTES

Written by Ed on October 27, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE (I AM INCLINED TO BELIEVE EVERY BIT OF IT)

Snopes has nothing on this yet, but IF it’s true–and IF it’s not corrected–then the military might well consider cleaning that DC cesspool completely out. When you’re in debt up to you’re a–, like a banana republic, you might as well shuck the bastards that got you there . . . like any respectable banana republic does . . . then start over with some new rules for elected politicians. Cheers, Jerry
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/28/2010

Written by chuck on October 27, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

“Mankind has a perfect record in aviation. We never left one up there!”

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I spent…

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library

A man took his dog to the cinema.

Walking with neighbor
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Tubeless toilet paper coming soon!

Written by chuck on October 27, 2010 – 5:38 pm -

The toilet paper roll is about to undergo its biggest change in 100 years: going tubeless.

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“Marxism in America” by Lt. Gen. (Ret.) W.G. Boykin – OAK

Written by Ed on October 27, 2010 – 2:22 pm -


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