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Written by Ed on June 30, 2010 – 11:00 pm -


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UNIVERSAL LAWS

Written by Ed on June 30, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

10. Law of bio mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/01/2010

Written by chuck on June 30, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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Economics Teacher:

Woman shot in the head

A few sexy ladies
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Brewer Slams Administration Over Smuggler Warning Signs in Arizona Desert

Written by Ed on June 30, 2010 – 1:43 pm -

THE PEOPLE OF ARIZONA AREN’T SAFE TO GO INTO AREAS OF THE STATE FOR FEAR OF BEING KILLED BY DRUG SMUGGLERS BUT IT IS OK FOR MEXICANS TO GO ANYWHERE THEY WANT TO IN ARIZONA. SOMETHING DOESN’T SOUND QUITE RIGHT TO ME.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/29/brewer-slams-administration-smuggler-warning-signs-arizona-desert/


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/30/2010

Written by chuck on June 29, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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When I was a kid, Mom would send me to the grocery store with 10 cents

The sharing of marriage…

HOW MANY HAIRCUTS WOULD YOU GET A YEAR?
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Mr. Drew & Mr. Jason were married!

Written by chuck on June 29, 2010 – 10:18 am -

Drew Hammill and Jason Mida were married Saturday at their home in Washington. The Rev. Ryan C. Tisch, a minister of the World Christianship Ministries, officiated.

Guess who Drew works for? If you guessed Nancy Pelosi you are correct.

Click for more info and photos of the two men


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An open letter to President Obama from Jon Voight – Washington Times

Written by Ed on June 28, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/jun/22/dear-mr-president-jon-voight/


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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

Written by Ed on June 28, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

–David Letterman


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Pat Condell on Ground Zero mosque:

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/29/2010

Written by chuck on June 28, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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Funny questions

It’s the blind man

Senior Cell
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