Steve Bridges as Obama – Comedy Impression – Pt 2

Written by Ed on April 30, 2010 – 11:00 pm -


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Steve Bridges as Obama – Comedy Impression – Pt 1

Written by Ed on April 29, 2010 – 11:00 pm -


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Puerto Rico – 51st State? Congress Scrambling to Make it So

Written by Ed on April 29, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

The liberals are up to no good again!

The media isn’t covering it, but tomorrow they will vote on HB2499, a bill that will create a pathway for Puerto Rico to become the 51st state.

Why are they doing this? Why are they keeping it secret?

1) Puerto Rico’s 4 Million voters are predominantly Democratic.

2) Puerto Rico’s Statehood would inevitably create 6 Democratic seats in the House and 2 more in the Senate.

3) Puerto Ricans have voted down statehood 3 times since 1991 and would do it again. But this bill has a two step process to trick them into it.

This is really happening… TOMORROW!

Here’s what you can do:

1) Educate Yourself: Use the links below to get started.

2) Call Your Representatives: There is a link in the bottom of the page on www.biggovernment.com listed below

Puerto Rico – 51st State? Congress Scrambling to Make it So: www.BigGovernment.com

Tell your Congressman to vote NO on the Puerto Rico Democracy Act (H.R. 2499) today!


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2010

Written by chuck on April 29, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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What a hoot! I think everyone should meet Marvin!!!

Husband Down

Reminder from the Dentist
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Casa d’Ice man

Written by Ed on April 28, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

When is the last time (or better yet, the 1st time) you can remember the CBO being CORRECT on the cost of a major piece of legislation? So now that the health care has been pushed through the true costs are STARTING to surface, and trust me by the time all the dust settles this ABORTION of a health care bill will cost probably 5 times minimum what was promised. Oh “MY BAD” this was supposed to save money and drive the cost of health care down.
I guess you can’t hold the CBO totally at fault because they only use the figures and projections given to them by the SELF INTEREST LYING, THIEVING politicians pushing their agenda. That brings up another VERY GOOD question. If the CBO uses only the figures presented to them, then why the F*CK do we need a CBO when the same outcome could be accomplished with a SPREAD SHEET on any computer (insert the figures and push the “ENTER” button, and most likely we could possibly save money). Washington is SOOOOOOOO STUPID, that THEY don’t even know how STUPID they are.
And on another side note. While America was getting F*CKED by Wall Street, fear not the SEC was getting their “ROCKS OFF” watching PORN (the SEC’s version of a SPREAD SHEET) on our DIME that is now only a NICKEL. Just another day at the office in Washington D.C.
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Moving to Mexico

Written by Ed on April 28, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

Dear President Obama:
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican Taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You’re the man!!!


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/29/2010

Written by chuck on April 28, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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What a great chest you have.

I became very confused when I heard the word “service” used with these agencies

Male  Date-Drug
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New Tornado Alleys.

Written by chuck on April 28, 2010 – 5:58 am -

An analysis of F3 to F5 tornadoes turns up new Tornado Alleys.

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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/28/2010

Written by chuck on April 27, 2010 – 10:30 pm -

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Installing A Husband

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
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Military fly over denied

Written by Ed on April 26, 2010 – 11:00 pm -

Better get used to the Muslim President……………………….

Unbelievable, isn’t it!!! Everyone needs to see this. I foresee many flyovers by the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels will be canceled in the
next three years also. Also demonstrations by the Golden Knights and our service bands. This guy OBAMA is out of control!!!

Obama denied a military flyover at the annual “God and Country” rally in Idaho , where new military recruits were inducted and all military
were honored. This is the first time in 42 years that there has not been a military flyover in formation, and organizers were stunned that
Obama refused to allow this.

When the lady organizing the event contacted the Pentagon to ask why this was not allowed, as it had occurred every year for 42 years, she
was told it was because of the event’s “Christian nature.”

The video also mentions that when Obama made a recent speech, a cross and a Christian symbol for Jesus had to be covered first.

This is beyond unbelievable action by the Commander in Chief and our President, and the Americans need to know about it!

YouTube – Obama Denies Flyover of ‘GOD & Country Rally’-1stTime In 42Yrs Why? Because Of Its ‘Christian Nature’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGMuN_Ep38

Confirmed: http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/flyover.asp


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