OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/1/07

Written by Ed on October 31, 2007 – 8:12 pm -

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were
exactly like mine. We were both crazy about girls.

Life’s Reflections

There were three Eskimos in Alaska

Hurts

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Customizing Windows XP’s General Tab

Written by Ed on October 30, 2007 – 9:21 pm -

Customizing Windows XP’s General tab in the System Properties dialog box with your support contact information and your company’s logo just by using Notepad
Launch Notepad and type the following text, replacing the dummy information shown here with your own:
[General]
Manufacturer=Ed’s Computers
Model=Jacko’s
[Support Information]
Line1=Call 555-1212 for sexual support
Line2=Call 555-1212 for hemorrhoid support
Line3=Call 555-1212 for testical support
Line4=Call 555-1212 for technical support
Save the file in the C:\Windows\System32 folder as Oeminfo.ini.
To add your logo to the General tab, create a 256-color BMP file that is 96 by 96 pixels in size.
Save the file in the C:\Windows\System32 folder as Oemlogo.bmp.


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2007

Written by Ed on October 30, 2007 – 8:34 pm -

May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?

An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

Q. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?

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A picture is worth a thousand words

Written by chuck on October 29, 2007 – 10:16 pm -

God Bless the USA


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Skeleton!

Written by chuck on October 29, 2007 – 10:07 pm -

http://ourlighterside.com/videos/skeleton.html


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2007

Written by chuck on October 29, 2007 – 9:21 pm -

Pa won’t like it

The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain

Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears?

Cheater
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What’s Vista’s power button on the Start menu for?

Written by Ed on October 28, 2007 – 9:21 pm -

Vista gives you many options when it comes to shutting down your computer. At the lower right of the Start menu, you’ll see three buttons: a Power button, a lock button and a right arrow button. Clicking the right arrow gives you all the usual choices: switch user, log off, lock, restart, sleep, hibernate and shut down. Clicking the lock button gives you a fast way to lock the computer. Clicking the Power button will save your work and programs as they are and put the computer into sleep mode or, if it’s a portable computer and the battery is low, this will save your work to the hard disk and turn it off. See a screenshot of these buttons at
http://deb-tech.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!49551AC4A11853DE!666.entry


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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2007

Written by chuck on October 28, 2007 – 9:12 pm -

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.
When you’re a bit older, you’ll settle for being a master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don’t have any hang-ups on that.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Decorating ideas for Halloween
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Night of the Living Democrat

Written by chuck on October 27, 2007 – 11:37 am -

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Killing God… A movie for kids?

Written by chuck on October 27, 2007 – 8:06 am -

THE GOLDEN COMPASS, a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007.

This movie is based on a the first book of a trilogy by atheist Philip Pullman. In the final book a boy and girl kill God so they can do as they please. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that “My books are about killing God.”

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp

They have a right to play the movie, but we should boycott all movies at any theater playing this movie.

A boycott will not happen, we are too busy and complacent.


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